yo, that night when anal texted me
 

i was scared yo....i sometimes forget how real this life on the internets is...when something like that happens, its like waking up from a vivid dream...and then an hour ago crypto spots me on another of my message boardz....soon you guys are gonna find out that im matt damon...

on another note, i finally saw myself in the departed last night...haha, i was awesome, though leo kicked my ass...dude's gotten pretty good at acting [sometimes]...just cause he and marty are like buds now....and then when marky mark smoked my ass at the end! i totally forgot that scene! lolz.:fuckyou:

You generally give your number out to random dudes?

I smell a 'closet case' and/or a full blown homosexual.

lawwwwlz x 2

Hey I somewhat resent that statement.

i was parnoid and lonely that night norma...and so was anal...the mood seemed right...are u in sydney? ill be there next week yo...

haha i remembe that night
good times good times
id do it again too you know

it's a trap!

lolz...you just freaked me out again anal...im outta phn credit otherwise id sms you back you headcase

this is getting too real for me...

ez, yo

haha
yeh
it is weird how we exist out side of the internet
id love to have a massive board meet from folks all over

<---down like mayor brown

fly back with me anal...i make stops in la and dallas...we may enough time between flights to run out into texas air and yell 'crypto' as loud as can...and then we can stalk sway for a helluva long time...

how much does a flight and everything cost dave?

come to houston!!!
we'll party so hard

plus, rob lives here too!!!

i dont know...one way is probably 1200 US or so...

eye fucking carumba
i got a few hundred..thats it
looks like it wont be happening
unless crpyto pays for the rest :P

i think you're cool, but not 1,200$ cool.

lol....do like one week of mining work anal...get your scrawny ass some beef to chew on while you work and you should be fine...we'll stop in houston to party hard...then hitchhike to georgia..or swa can come pick us up

Do only homos give out their number to random dudes? I smell a closet homophobe.

I smell predictability.

Get off your highhorse and don't try and make something out of nothing.

Blah blah blah.

Indeed.

Indeed. Blah blah blah. Homophobe.

Oh the wit is through the roof. THE ROOF.

No wit. Why, were you exepcting some? I can smell someone's mood going a little sour, though. Blah blah blah indeed.


Poem for Norma J

Norma, it's a nice and windy day outside

It's Friday

Let's stroll along the river and go for a meal

Norma Norma Norma

Blah Blah Blah

Sour like a grape. Really angry. In fact I think I'm gonna go beat up some people, homosexuals preferrably because that'd be ideal for a homophobe, ya know.

Everytime I see your sig I laugh hard, crypto.

Ok Norma, do what you like. I don't care one bit.

Here's another one for Nefeli:

Nefeli

Oh Nefeli
Oh Nefeli

Oh Nefeli


Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Nefeli


*bows*

go back to lambgoat.

Anybody else want me to text them?
You get a free thread started about you :P

Another one,. This one's for atsonicpark:

Atsonicpark

You have that spark

Oh atsonicpark

Oh atsonicpark

Let's go to the park atsonicpark

Oh

my phone number is (405) 32....oh wait. I thought this was the "I have sex with everyone I talk to" thread.

my bad.

off to work then!

hmmm
mm
m
bored

I suspect that you'll text anything that moves.

999 666 88
9 44 666 777 33

:O
how dare you
im not a text whore!

333 88 222 55 444 66 4
555 444 2 777

ooh the numbers
oh the text
stop it..stop it!
i will not text those...num..bers...

i know you want me to text you gloatingslowly...just admit it..you want my big hard digital text message inside your phone

clever recombinations of my name require changing more than just the first letter. typically, this involves changing the adverb.

I'm going to assume that you hit 4 instead of 333 (like you meant to....since you are clever and stuff).



that is the gayest poofiest homofied thing that anyone has said to me (today).

I gave my number to !@#$%! and instead of calling, he chose to do something else. I'm scorned and it will take some time before I'm up to trusting people again. :( :( :(

oh, my dead and twisted heart.

hang on, my bf is calling...

he is talking about someone in OZ who broke into a house, layed out some porn and rigged up a sex toy involving a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood, a rubber glove and vacuum.

was that you??

yes it was me
i was hoping to call you at the same time and use this great home made sex device..