one of the hardest things to do.......
 

each time i hang out with someone, its usually a girl.
and that girl usually has a boyfriend.
so im sitting there, wanting so badly to make out with her,
but instead i just sit there silent, suffering to myself..
alone.

Tell her that her boyfriend is a jerk and doesn't deserve her and she should be with someone better, hell its usually true.

you will meet someone who doesnt have a boyfriend one day and be really happy.

There is also the factor of whether or not she wants to make out with you to take into consideration in these matters.

nonsense, a womans feelings never matter. its all about the man

i know but it looks like itll take a while.
i am patient but for petes sake.....

ill have to meet her boyfriend first.
before i kill him

Yes, but the experienced rapist can usually work around these obstacles.

thats exactly what im saying

dude, get the fuck over it
this is the 2nd thread you make like this
it's on the mad grade school tip, son

cryto, i dont care. shut the hell up. if you dont like what i say and do then dont be a witness.
nobody forced you to say anything in this thread yet you did anyway

next level, kid
get with it

if the next level is being a poser like you,
then no thank you

*poseur
if you are going to insult me, do it right...

you remind me of men on films

yawn.

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FUCKING REPPED.

you remind me of something that i would rather die than become

Well keep in mind there is ALWAYS, I repeat, ALWAYS a sexual tension between a straight man and a straight woman, and most certainly if they're in the same age group. It's all about building that tension up. Do things that make her like you more such as make her laugh, 'up' your appearance, agree and expand on any point that's important to her, etc. And still be yourself.

Obviously if she has a boyfriend he pushed the sexzullllllll tenzzion meter way up, so your goal has to be to beat his score and see what happens. There's always potential though, just don't jump to conclusions too soon. Be sure!


-LOVE ROB-

cool.
but what do you mean pass it and how do i do it
conclusions sbout what

...so you're saying you'd rather be me than be dead???

can just take a page form my book and get really drunk then text her all night "ieje want to ysee youuu "

hah yeh dont do that.

I pretty much disagree with this.

Many people are just so "blah" that all I can feel toward them is indifference.

i just want to get on her and everyother girl that i likes good side.
i am hanging out with this girl tomorrow by the way
alone
for 5 hours

Seduce her. For five hours.

Sorry, that 'pass it' part was very badly worded. I have corrected it and now the metaphor makes more sense. Just try doing things that makes yourself look better than him. I guess it is somewhat conceded to do so, but if they're not having the best relationship, it would be a good time to do that.

By conclusions I mean don't assume that she likes you and wants to dump her boyfriend just because she says 'nice shoes' or 'you have a complex, intelligent approach at _____________'. Always be sure about whatever move you make, because relationships are so easy to fuck up.

way ahead of you dude.
but thanks, because thats what im doing

i wish i asked inhuman what to do before i got drunk 2 weeks ago.

i gave you some good advice didnt i?

That needed rep.

yes really

will do

Well it's all on a scale. It's merely the overall attraction to (females/males) itself that resolutes to at least a minor attraction to someone. I have found women 'blah' myself quite a bit and wouldn't even consider the thought of sex with them at any point, although can see a very slight underlying attraction only for the fact that they are the opposite sex, and disregarding all other factors of them.

Or maybe you're asexual :)

On the honest tip though, this statement makes you sound very creepy...

thats ok.
i accept that i am creepy, sick, gross, dirty and whatever else people think of me or call me.
i like it

You are going to find out later in life, that ou are gravely mistaken. But carry on.

damn, dude
i was just kidding
it's not healthy to feel that way

cheer up, seriously
i'm only giving you shit because you need to get over this girl
if shit happens, it happens
if it doesnt, move. on. with. your. life.
don't stress about this kind of shit
i know it's hard, but it's not worth it

trust me.

on the real, i didn't mean any harm.