Inhuman the Love Doctor
 

Ask Inhuman any questions pertaining to love problems, or doubt.

I will go first,

Is checking out another person a form of cheating?

best. thread. ever.

Yes, although it depends on you and your partner(s) ground rules around what is or isn't 'cheating'. Checking someone out simplified would generally mean you find them hot, sexy, pretty, etc..... which is (usually) beyond the partner's desire, so you're crossing a boundry. But is it a sin to find people sexy? It's human nature. So is acting on it. It's something that's barely rationally unavoidable, so personally I find it's okay.

Consider it 'mentally cheating'

Is having a one night stand REALLY wrong?

It would depend how it's executed. Assuming she was intoxicated and you weren't, then surely it's not morally right. Assuming your 6-year old son voluntarily goes to a NAMBLA meeting on the other hand....

But both in the same mindset, age group and if you both agree on it then there's nothing wrong other than the fact that it is a sin, and sinning is tha' shit nowadays. And the chance of STI's.

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

hell yeah. one time, i was trying not to use it cuz only like lesbianz wanted my shit, then i had to use it cuz i drank some red bull and my shit tried to fly away. that would've been some proverbial lossage....ho.

Does culture influence you on the way you treat other sexual positions?

like you mea how hood cats like hitting it from the back? or how conservatives like to hit it missionary?

the truth

If this is reffering to your partner and sex, then yes. Ensure you please her (him) enough to not want them to find other more sronger, harder, faster, better genitals to fool around with.

If you are reffering to your penis, then it's not true. You can lose your dick from fucking random things. One time there was a woman who lost her life from fucking a cow. True story. Don't mess with the unclean.

Let this image explain it to you

cows spread syphilis and gonorrhea??

what about goats, donkeys and (of course) dogs? are they clean? I'd ask about chickens too, but I've heard that's frowned upon.

Is this a personal question or a general statement? And by positions do you mean encounters or actual physical ways of having sex?

I, as a determinist, certainly believe that culture influences the way people act for everything in society, whether it be a sex position or the way they feel about others sexually. I hate this too, especially the way that society portrays homosexuals. If it was a norm for either gender to date one another, it would be seen a lot more because it's considered OK to do so. I also dislike the "perfect" prefabricated beauty of a female.


Gross. Yuck.

Anyway, that's my two cents

-LOVE ROB-

Talk about it. One time I hit a raccoon....and yeah.....

dear inhuman,

how much is too much and how long is too long?

i'm talking about masturbation of course.

cheers,

tommy molaskski
quebec

you silly canadians what with the fucking of raccoons and such.

yeah, and I was told that beavers were good...

they are.

you haven't lived until you've porked a chinchilla, though.

Hmm, if you followed all my previous advice and are over the age of 15, then you should never be in the situation where you need to masturbate. But that aside, more than once a day is a little excessive, most men average around once every 1 or 2 days. It's also healthy for the prostate.

Too long would be 7 inches. If it is a problem, be sure to consult a doctor and reqest a 'headless shaft'. Or just don't go deep, but I don't reccommend this because it won't stimulate the nerves closer to your torso.

7 inches, too long? get a life, slimewad.

I guess the best person to ask such a question would have been Bodil Joensen (no worries, it's wikipedia - work-safe but not to be trusted 100% for accuracy), but she died 22 years ago...

She gave her last interview in 1980[7] and died in 1985. Many believed her to have committed suicide, however in the April 2006 UK documentary, "The Dark Side of Porn: The Search For Animal Farm," which traced the production of the notorious underground film known as Animal Farm from excerpts of her many bestiality films, it was stated by a close friend of Bodil's that she died on January 3, 1985 from cirrhosis of the liver.

tragic.

holy crap!

I didn't really care too much at first mention of the "love of her life", Spot the dog, until I read further and found out that Spot was a girl-dog.

never before have I read about lesbian bestiality.

gawd loves the internet.

This is an interesting situation!
The thing with telling him off right away, is that you need to approach him and whether he intended to go with you or not, tell him you're not interested anymore. Then again, if you wait for a final answer, he might say he doesn't want to anyway, and you're off the hook.

It's a pretty tight call, but personally I think that it would be more benificial to wait for a final answer, and you can probably slip a quick "oh sorrrry, I believe I have someone else", or "I really don't know if I'm going" or demonstrating uncertainty some way to tell him off politely, but also be truthful. But if you talk to him often enough and the subject comes up BEFORE he gives you an answer, then tell him then. Otherwise, if you go out of your way to tell him you're not available anymore, it might make you look pretty bad

If seven is too long, then what is too small? Sorry for the narrowmindedness of this question.

dont do that. i hate it when girls do that its sickening.
tell him the truth but be nice about it.

i dont get schizoz problem?
you asked a boy to go...and then what?

dear inhuman,

i'm getting ready for my date and i can't find my peanut butter; worse, rocky is already here and wearing a sexy ass new collar and it's getting me very randy. what should i do?

best,

tom rufflemayer, montana.

That's easy! Grape jam will do! ;)

Schizo, don't listen to this man. He's a creep

tom was addressing INHUMAN THE LOVE DOCTOR...but you're probably the voice of experience here so i'm sure mr. rufflemayer appreciates your input.


j/k.

therefore im not intelligent or wise or insightful?
sure

My input, haha.

ooh, this still somewhat confuses me. So you're telling off the guy you asked, or you're breaking up with your boyfriend? Seems really iffy either way :(.

i have to write four lesson plans tonight...but i also bought "death proof" last night and really wanna watch it...but i'm sure that this girl i know is going to want to have sex all night...what do i do? is there any way to do it all?

if you're unhappy, break up; no need to perpetuate the drama.

in my opinion...

Agreed.

I wish I had yr problems... Except for the 4 lesson plans bit of course... :)

Yep. By letting it drag on, it could mess things up even worse for all three of you. Do it as soon as you can IMO