need a date?
 

in 2009?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

DAAAMN GIRL!
pull over, lemme see it

man, those chicks are probably all crazy, but i still feel bad for them

reading through those made me feel really sad

I've worked with ex-convict women before in a non-profit. Very thoughtful women.

Though I doubt any would find an academic like me all that attractive and vice versa.

I get the feeling that this time, this line won't work for you.

sayin'.


PS: ex-cons are wild.

its a sad and crazy world we live in.

... such a sensitive bunch. geez.

in all seriousness... interesting how the majority of the women are "white" and the majority of men are "minorities"

ha ha ha ha

very funny

yeah, the joke at the begining of the thread is funny though, but reading all those women's blurbs was pretty depressing especially considering it was the first thing i did after waking up.

take action!

drop one of those....lovely ladies a line (or maybe just send cigarettes).

if you play yr cards right, a cash redistribution technician could be yrs for the taking!



what I find funny is that almost every one listed "working out" and "reading" as their hobby. who knew??

also of note, a large percentage of women will accept letters from "both" sexes, whereas the men all list "female only". there's some crazy shit going on inside a Fem-Prison.

i saw this fairly enlightening documentary about a women's prison

yeah i guess so, but watching anything without a proper breakfast can be hazardous to your health.

i did read the blurbs and found them even funnier though. it's not that i'm devoid of human compassion-- i don't see these women as a laughingstock-- but the power of the inherent comedy is too much to resist.

god. thank fuck. i thought i was some sort of evil beast for a minute.

oh hey symbol guy... remember that one time we went to dinner???.... ohh yeah nevermind.

oh, im glad you're not one of those prison women, or i'd fear for my life!!

btw there is this youf show in marfa texas in october. if the paychecks come through, madame and i would be driving past OK to get there. if your invitation still stands, we'll gladly trash your living room and leave mr. girlgun to clean up the mess.

but no, seriously. we're frequent I-40ers.

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oh wait. no we wouldn't, would we? i have my geography all wrong. but are you guys coming to the show?

why don't you just come to the dallas show with us? we're actually leaving for dallas on the 6th (which is the date of the show you'd like to attend), but if you're through on the 5th (or even before)... we'll still be in town. and the offer is always open. i know right where i'm takin' you too!

texas is scary, and we were only going to venture to marfa because we figured the aliens have something like a free port. anyway are there still tickets left for dallas? will it be one of the DDN things? i am so out of the loop, and jetlagged, i need help thinking, and the coffee is not doing enough.

i think there are tix left. it's at house of blues and the mrs is really good getting around in dallas (since he lived there for years). come on! it'll be fun!

oh yeah, im interested, but i gotta check the schedule. i swear it sounds great, but we have to figure out if we can make it work. but let me check, really-- we don't receive steady paychecks & budgeting is a bit of an adventure, ha ha. we have some house of blues tshirts we got for free at sundance last year-- maybe we can sneak in as employees if tix run out.

i'll get to work right now & maybe post later. are you regularly posting here, or should i communicate through edward?

i might stick around. surely i won't tire of it by next week. i hope you can work it out. it'd be a lot of fun.

i'll try, promise, if we can manage the funds and the time off work. we've come back with tons of energy from nueva york (it's really the renewed coffee and nicotine addictions), so i hope this allows us to clear some days for this-- will keep you guys posted. is there a reasonably priced place to stay in dallas? you know, CHEAP, but without bedbugs/lice/fleas. please PM and i'll check later. gracias.

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ps-- on second thought, forget the PM and please hijack your own thread.

MOM? IS THAT YOU??

mi nombre es Jason, cabron. only my mother uses my middle name.

ha ha ha, that's quite a peculiar name. is your dad mexican?

in any case, eduardo, it was you who posted your own middle name here, so don't look at me like i committed a crime. jeez...

anyway... now that we know your name and last name, i'll be sure to address you properly. is that ok, sen~or cabron?

Séñôr, Í lïkè my châràctërs.

WAIT!!!

you guys are coming to texas?!?!
I might have to cancel my trip to san diego and hit up the SY shows with y'all

the Dallas show is in a little over a week man, better get crackin'.

You do of course realize you will be required to pose for many an open-mouthed partytime photo should this occur.

I'd love to have my picture taken with crypto. I'd feel just like a playboy bunny.

but yeah, be careful crypto. there's no telling what the wife might try to stick in yr mouth if you open it far enough...

BRING IT. you do realize just how close we are to texas right?!?

btw... san diego is for pussies.

Yeah i know, i have tickets

Shit!
If i come to the dallas show, we should drive down to Houston the next day and party for a night
Y'all can crash here, i've got plenty of room

bring that rob guy.

He migt try and take pictures of you with edible food going inside your mouth.

i will totally play along. i will write "rob" on the side of a beer bottle.

looks like i'll be scheduled to be in a different part of the planet those days, after all-- but the flotzes sound like a fine bunch of people that shouldn't disappoint.

Hey !@#$%! ...i guess it's been so long since i was here they deleted my old account.... trying to write a thesis, design two buildings in different parts of gainesville, write a paper on psychoanalysis, film theory and spanish st. augustine, and still find time to go to the solar decathlon in D.C. and swing by FLLW's fallingwater house while i'm at it. ....haven't got much sleep in a while... but we corresponded and translated.... mostly you translated. thanks again... that was really cool of you to help me out like that!

...so did you make it to marfa? I sort of did.... long story, but i was pulling up to the thunderbird at 10:45 sat night, hoping i just missed black leather jesus, only to find out they had moved the show up to 9:00 because of impending rain. so i caught the encore basically... never found the supposed "afterparty" at camp marfa thurston mentioned after the last song, but i heard from someone else that they only played one song before it started to rain... i also remember hearing something about sonic country- style accordion music? anyway... were you there?

....i guess i should read BOTH pages of a thread before posting, probably be a good idea.... sorry to hear you missed it.

-and for the record, Cynthia Ramos #96240, age 21 of North Las Vegas, Nevada, Occupation before prison: Dancer.... nice photo....

I don't know which website is more disturbing.
The christian parents who sell their teenage girls (I'm still saving for that) or this inmate one.