Help me.
 

I need a slogan for an anti-meth campaign. Something scary but school-appropriate.

Do something !

(sorry, this is the best I can - english is not my native tongue)

Keep Yr Teeth

how about:

DENTURES ARE NOT JUST FOR GRANDMAS.

*HIGH five*

Keep your teeth not your friends!

THIS IS YR BRAIN ON PLUGS

Got ugly?

Don't be a square, meth is as cool as a Melissa Etheridge album.

I enjoyed Porky's "Do Math, Not Meth!" so.. seconded!

ok. ok. I'll say it.

Hayden.

does anybody at yr school actually know you?

can you not just say "I'm sorry"??

meth: the other white meat

Meth speeds up destruction...

Meth: It ain't crack! BOO!

For Cheerleaders- Meth Deystroys?
For Jocks- Meth is Whack Man!!!
For Outsiders- Meth is so last year
For Geeks- Meth got pwned

Hahahahaha! Awesome. I say go with this one.

Meth: crack for white trash.

"If you're thinking of doing meth, drink the ro-bo instead."

..

Oh wait..

He asked for scary but school appropriate, and you nailed it.

Keep Yr. Teeth sounds like the best one that might actually appeal to kids though.

here's a bad lieutenant joke:

"If you do meth, you'll bet on the Mets!"

"Fear the Faces of Meth."

A few more (purposely) horrible ones:

"roll with your homeys..... not with your meth lab!"
(and have a big picture of 2pac with a meth lab in his lowrider)


"quit logging onto methspace"
(and show a picture of someone from on here getting on myspace but replace all the "Top 8" pictures with anhydride tanks)

[one for the ladies]
"Keep your teeth: you'll need them."
(and show a picture of a girl with cum pouring out of the cracks in her teeth)



***edit an hour later*** Wow, I've already been repped for this post 6 times! THAT's hilarious.

That's got to have some sort of effect on some one.

who?

Eh? Why would you ignore people? For participating in a thread? OH NO!!!!!!!! "Your replies are obstructing my reading habits!!!"

See what meth does?!

No reason to feel sorry, no one "in real life" has a problem with me. However, your concern was noted. You have 23 posts in a month, so I know my big ol' post count seems like I don't shut up, but I'm fairly quiet and humble compared to some of the people on here. I mean, seriously, these posts are meant for having fun and being stupid, obviously. No reason to go "OH SHIT I IZ IGNORIN U ON MY GOD, THE SONIC YOUTH BOARD CUZ U PISSED ME OFF CUZ YOUR SENTENCE OR TWO OF TEXT REALLY BOTHERZ MEEEEEEEEEE." Heheh, there's something wrong with some of you.

even worse than raping children, blind children with disabilities?
Your a horrible person!

Haha, you just joined this board, you've barely posted, what the fuck do you know?

Methamphetamine junkies:

Must spread the diseases around before giving it to alyasa again.

In all honesty, that's probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

if you don't like atsonicpark just skim over his post.

I think even the people who like me will agree that it's best to just skim over my post!

Well, he shoudn't speak in such broad terms.

A picture of Laurel berating a toothless Hardy: Well, this is another fine meth you've gotten us into.

Others...

Meth is nothing to meth around with. (Note the alliteration with "th".)

Don't meth up.

Why do you think they call it meth?

This is your brain. This is your brain on meth.

Just say no to meth.

Meth madness.

Meth is bad for human beings and other living beings.

Make love, not meth.

Meth is so fucked up. Dude, don't do it. Okay?

Stop spreading the idea of promiscuity, you perv.

I also thought of "make love, not meth", but it was a bit too cheesey for me (so I went with "ride with your homies, not anhdrous amonia tanks".)

Repped for "Meth is nothing to meth around with."

You didn't say "you old perv."