what was the first thing you said when you got up this morning?
 

...and be honest. that wasnt the first thing i said.

"I'm trying!"

"OH FUCKING BADASS"

(unless you count a mumbled "ok")

ohithere. i had a dream you told me you were a swinger.

'hey man'. i was staying at a freinds house after the gig last night and woke up on his floor next to the ashtray, nice huh?

normally i say 'fuck'.

good morning to my brother.
edit: p.s. jon boy, did you post anything about the gig? If the answer is yes, I totally missed that.

"Fucking cold."

I always just make random sounds and mumble "fuck" when I wake up.

i thought it would be something to do with sticking a finger up your ass.

"I'm up!!!!" at my dad, who is my alarm clock.

"shit....fuck....shit...."

Getthefuckouttathebathroom!

Probably somethnig like "Yeah... YES! [under breath] Fuck..."
Talking to mom, who is always tense in the morning for me to get up... she works at my school, so I get to get up way too early so I can go to school with her, way too early...

Well, I awoke in darkness, so I prayed out loud that it was something like 4am and I had some time left to sleep. Seconds later, my alarm clock went off. :(

"Hello?"


(over the phone)

"UGH......ugggh"

Why do you all even wake up?

*cough*....FUCK! FUCK!

"Fuck!"

"Damn..."

"get the fuck in bed"

"Hey Mary"

"Hold on you fucking cats I'll feed you in a minute"

"haha thats the worst, you gotta try get up"

to my friend who has to wake up at 4 in the morning

haha, the kids were up too early hmm?

I said my girlfriend's name, because she was lying asleep beside me and I had to go to work.

"hate this shit.."

first thing i did was cry, didn't say anything.

"Hit snooze."

"Hello."

"Jo, Glei "

I've yet to utter a word.

exactly the same today, although i probably sounded more sleepy this time.

"yeah, I know. I'm getting up."

"cau Zuzi, more, nebud ma este"

translated as: " Morning Suzi, hell, don't wake me up yet"

"time flies like a motherfucker"

I have yet to, as well. Probably won't until I'm in class.

Ha, did you play Mr. Lif's "From the Plantation" on in the morning per chance?

{*alarm ringing*}
"Oh my fucking god man, ahhh. fucking serious"
Jesus Christ, man. already?
Man, time flies like a motherfucker."
Rise and shine!
Yet another day to toss away
What does my clock display?
It says eight
Shit, I'm late for work again, so then
I dip with my pad and my pen
Step into the work place with my work face

"Man, I wish I didn't get home at 4:15 this morning..."

"Cunt off you Belgian prick"

For some reason the radio was playing Michael Nyman. For some reason I thought he was Belgian.

I have nothing against Belgians, by the way, it just amuses me to use it as a generic insult.