I just saw a rat pass in my living room
 

Ah, I freaked.

.....ew.

No you got it all wrong it went like this. EEK!!

Was it huge? Did ya kill it?

I am a fruit, I EEKED!!

That must have been quite distressing for you...

Yes as I am an apple and rolled off the table, when i saw it.

Maybe it's time to clean up?

Hit it with a pillow!

That is abuse to the pillow.

edit- I am now afraid to go out to the bathroom.

I have no idea, I left the living room rolling to my room. Probably medium size.

Become a goth, adopt it, and walk around with it on your shoulder all the time.

Paint it black.

But you are rapacious. Syn is an apple.

==asdlkjafop fasd neom;a mef-- Appetite for Destruction...

A rat in your house is a fortuitous sign in many cultures...in others it's a sign to start cleaning and repair broken windows in the basement...it's all just demographics, don't worry.

Unfortunately, I'm still here... I'm sure I'll disappear sometime soon though...

I'm sorry you feel that way...

asal dgn kau jantan sundal? Tkde kerja lain ke, puki mak? Isap batang bnyk sangat eh? Sundal. Puki engkau.

If you are talking about a rat, rather than a mouse, they are unlikely to attack humans, unless you attack them. Mice on the other hand tend to be silly creatures, so if you want to get rid of them, just move some of the furniture in your living room as that would make it harder for them to orientate.

Don't keeeel it! Poah liddle guy nevah did nothin' to you :(
If it was a centipede on the other hand ...get out the shotgun.

i would have passed out in panic if i were in your place.

once, a hamster got into my house and i was a screaming mess, locked in my room, barricading the door and the little space between the door and the floor, standing on the bed.

...all the while listening to some SUPER AGGRO, tough-guy metal music, right?

i listen to manowar to laugh at them, you know?

I thought it was because their oiled pecs and tattered loincloths made you hot in the pants.

Manowar are a bit gay, so I doubt that would really scare a rat. Rats are much more refined creatures than they are given credit for. Mice, on the hand, are cheap whores. Rats live mainly underground and only come out if they think that the food is of good quality, whereas mice eat everything they can get their teeth on .

I saw a rat the size of big squirrel in the closed off playground in Union Square Friday nite. fearless fucker.

I finally got to the bathroom last night. I was afraid it might have been in the living room still.

I finally got to the bathroom last night. I was afraid it might have been in the living room still.

Rats in your living room? That's so not balla'. Rats don't fuck with my steez.

I'm going to hurt you.

^ pwned

so, what yr trying to say is, homosexuals are not qualified to become Extermination Technicians?

HOMOPHOBE.

I'm sure the rat just said "Shit, I just saw a human pass in my living room" too. And he's probably just as freaked out as you. But you can both come together and live in a mutual bond.

Clark-Nova is very, very happy about this.

I would grab some cheese, put it on my living room floor, and play something for the rat on my acoustic guitar while it ate.

You're such a dear. Rats are so pretty too, despite their disease-carrying qualities. People need to be more optimistic

Nah, I would only do it because he's someone to play to who won't roll their eyes and take my guitar from me.

Fucking hippie.

"The bear is just as scared as we are."