i will give you 50 dollahs!
 

if you make the neighbor-dog stop barking.

any takers?

Hit it hard with a a shovel.

if only :(

i need someone else. i said i'd PAY!

that's mad bootleg

you're relatively close. BE A MAN!

Hire an illegal immigrant.

I almost tossed a brick at the bitch this morning.

I might have really done it if I'd known there was a bounty.


PS: maybe YOU should say something. *I* am too nice.

Throw it some laxative chocolate and watch its shit itself to death

Best plan ever^^^

may I recommend patience as a virtue? dogs bark. it sucks, I know. welcome to a world of 7 billion people who will always do things you cant stand...
buddhists first noble truth, life is suffering...

American dollars? Not worth moving for!

they've lived there for 6-8 months! they're breeding bull terriers! i own this house. they rent. he just came outside and told that bitch "to get yo ass down" (she stands on top of a car to look over the fence to get as close as possible to us).

dismissed!!!!

ha! i hear that's the equivalent of 50 canadian dollars now!

there's gotta be a municipal ordinance about nuisance animals.

if that fails, i told your husband to roll up some ground glass with some ground beef.

alternatively, use rat poison.

guaranteed effective if use under cover of darkness.

--

ps - how many dogs?

there are three dogs now.

the lil' bitch is the worst though.

and yeah, I could call the cops, but that seems lame. I really like the guy who owns the dogs.

SHE needs to go say something. she's much better at bitching than I am.

I'm prone to respond "ok, that's cool" where she would say "oh, no fucking way".

do I detect strong sense of cheuvenism spiced with a hint of racism?

further, what does it matter if he rents and you "own", it doesn't really solve the problem of dogs barking does it?

yr like some sort of fuckin' mentalist!! :eek:

I was going to go with Mentat, but I didn't think he'd "get it".

be right back, time to milk the cat.

hot damn. telepathy frikkin works.

reminds me of the Seinfeld episode

and

Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing


Tone Lōc
haha

That card is showing again.........

get me a sammich, bitch!

I just call them as I see them. it seems that you think that because an issue in our global society is immensely talked about brings it down to cliche, whereas it seems to me that these issues keep coming up in conversation because they have yet to be solved...

Where does the racism come from, exactly???

I got to agree with thepits on this, I did not hear any racism in that post. You are just coming to a wild conclusion on your own.

but what about the chauvinism? because i called the female breeding dog a bitch? (by repeating exactly what the neighbor said?)

yes.

racist woman-hater.

I'd tell you to "go burn a cross", but I know what happens when you touch them. :eek:

Well that depends on what you had in your mouth when you said it.