Whats Something you've learned form life?
 

We all Im sure have gone through a bunch of changing experiences, whats something you feel you've taken away and learned from you're lifetime.

Mine would probably be something like drug use should be in moderation and to not let others control your life.

Don't spit into the wind.

Don't touch the pan when it is heating on the stove.

Trust is something that should be handled with immense care. You never know who will betray you

i can't invest my heart into something so thoroughly.

Money can't buy happiness....





















no, but seriously, i've learned that you have to do things for yourself and not others
also, to be yourself no matter what
you are who you are
embrace it


droppin knowledge like i'm the flyest

pissing into the wind is worse than spitting. when given a choice, spit.

Only the good die young.

hippies smell.

That most of your friends are just people that enjoy doing what you do.

Good call, I'm all with you on this one. You too Sheriff

Love, a devasting disease instantly cured by marriage

Oh, and don't eat yellow snow.....

Yet nearly always leaves one hurt in the end

Always refrigerate cucumbers. They taste way better cold and crispy.

Never wipe your ass back to front.

In addition, carrots fucking rule.

Let nothing rule you.

Don't treat life like a whore that you fuck and forget, take her out to dinner and ask her questions. Life is much more arousing when she loves you back.

However, don't spend all your time interrogating life, she'll get bored with you and walk away.

people have to earn my respect not demand it no matter how old and experienced

Never be too nice to a person at the beginning of a relationship. If you are, they'll freak out once you show your true colors. If you're just your regular, abusive self from the get-go, the only real surprise that could come later is that you might actually be a decent person after all, and isn't that nice? If the other person has made it far enough to see that, then they must be worth your time.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

use coupons at all available opportunities.

blessed are the cheesemakers.

And cheesecake.

I've learned that life is the only thing worth living for.

Get out of the house and make things happen! Don't wait for them to happen on their own, because they won't.

Don't move in with your partner and other people, espeically not if the other people are your partners sisters.

Stop moping around and change your attitude.
Life is full of bumps.

i did that and it was lots of fun...... we had a good party house but we were all at uni

I'm not really a party type of guy these days. I'm more the 'settle down' type guy. My friends are still all party people, but I'd prefer to buy a house than alcohol, these days.

so which one are you?

a)

I've been out walking
I don't do too much talking
These days, these days.
These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do
And all the times I had the chance to.

I've stopped my rambling,
I don't do too much gambling
These days, these days.
These days I seem to think about
How all the changes came about my ways
And I wonder if I'll see another highway.

I had a lover,
I don't think I'll risk another
These days, these days.
And if I seem to be afraid
To live the life that I have made in song
It's just that I've been losing so long.
La la la la la, la la.

I've stopped my dreaming,
I won't do too much scheming
These days, these days.
These days I sit on corner stones
And count the time in quarter tones to ten.
Please don't confront me with my failures,
I had not forgotten them.

or

b)

Y' know my wandering days are over
Does that mean that I'm getting boring?
You tell me
I'm tired of listening to myself, yeah
I'm tired of fixing things for Michael and the rest of them

Y' know my bip-bopping days are over
I hung my boots up and then retired from the disco floor
The centre of my so called being is
The space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors
(With the louvre doors)

Y' know my celibate days are over
You put me straight on the finer points of my speech rehearsed
In the mirror of my steamy bathroom
Where the lino tells a sorry story in a monologue
(In a monologue)

Six months on, the winter's gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
It's summer, and it's sister song's
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy


It's got to be fate that's doing it
A spooky witch in a sexy dress has been bugging me
With the story of the way it should be
With the story of Sebastian and Belle the singer, yeah

Y' know my one man band is over
I hit the drum for the final time and I walked away
I saw you in Japanese restaurant
You were doing it for business men on the piano, Belle
You said it was a living Hell
You said you were in Hell

Six months on, the winter's gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
It's summer, and it's sister song's
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy

Six months on, the winter's gone
The disenchanted pony
Left the town with the circus boy
The circus boy got lonely
It's summer, and it's sister song's
Been written for the lonely
The circus boy is feeling melancholy


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Don't know (too much to read).

I still have a lover though.

I also learned that not all people are assholes, that some can be nice.

If there's anything I've learned in my travel through this crazy little thing called life it's that I won't go down in history. I may go down on your sister though.

That the claim that vodka doesn't leave you with a hang over is a crock of shit.

Honesty is the best policy.

Never drink grapefruit juice right after brushing your teeth.

Don't talk to kids like they're dumb, they're regular people, just young, what the hell.
What's the point in saying "seeeeeeehhh? that's a bbbbuu tter fly gne gne gneee hgaaah!" , chances are that little kid will grow up deviated.
I think many children laugh at their parents.

Another thing, knees are important.

for real? no joke?

you do so?:eek:

There is no meaning to life - we're not all working towards a common goal.
Go out and make things better for people and have fun while you can.