Help Me Name My Kitty
 

I have no idea what to name her, any suggestions.

I'm a proponent of giving animals people names.

Go ahead, give them anyways.

BrusselSPROUT. Exentuating any sound makes it seem better.

Lucifer Sam

A girl?

If I had a girl cat I would have named it either Liza or Babs.
Because cats are fabulous.
My boy cat is named Hector.

I would wait to see how the kitten behaves and then try to think of a name.

I don't like shot in the dark pet names.

Name her Courtney Love, she's cool. Sooo cool.

She has an ashy fur color

Holy shit, kittens are cute.

Gross.

It's always 5:15

Tegan & Sara

Cryptowonderdruginvogue, that would be a cool name.

Call it Cutey McCutepants. Because that's what it is.

which?
also, you can call me Pedro... or William.

Wonder Drug.

you should name him NEXT LEVEL

Its a her.

No Sonic Youth song suggestions yet? Since it's a girl, how about "Schizophrenia"?

Wild Flower Soul. Rolls right off the tongue!

no.

don't name it anything sonic - name it geological. like pangea. not quite, but catch me on the tectonics, ya bra?
who is this mump above me with some kind of unwound name?

no


what you want is
why don't you go outside for two and a half days. Just do that, you're not going to die. Just do that and then come back, you'll have a name that will transcend all arborlealizations that every mumphingtong flipikuikinton will sell forward as a new face. exist with your own, slowly and smiling, that first memory, that first well of hope.
nobody dissolved it.

hold fast

You stopped making sense at around "mumphingtong flipikuikinton."

Sassafras.
Sasss/sas/frassy/fras/sassfras all for short nickname deal things.

Chlymidia

Are you remembering your teen years?

a few suggestions:

HOT LUNCH

BITCH

VICTIM

DIM SUM

!@#$%! you have a prize go and look.

I like "Dim Sum"

Both as food and as a name.

Yeah dim sum sounds cool.

I wonder if feeding her Dim Sum (when she's older, of course) is healthy or not for her.

I finally found a name. It is Pixie.

Me-So

Do-So was the name of this puppet dolphin that taught us about family and friendships for Guidance in Elementary school.

Skillet?

SKILL+

How about Satan?

SA+

Pixie is a rad name, by the way. Skilixisan.

Alien.

frog
trolley
number
carpark