ha ha ha
 

 

Here is the famous penis biting episode. Note how nobody else is shocked at all.

 

 

Soccer: the "beautifully" oral game.

What can you say to someone who likes watersports? Wash your hands?

 

 

 

 

you're on, punk!



AMERICAN BUTTFUCKING



YOU KNOW WHAT HE WANTS-- HE WANTS TO CUP THE LITTLE STEROID TESTICLES



BRO RAPE, AMERICAS FAVORITE SPORT




WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT A SPORT THAT REQUIRES YOU TO BEND OVER?

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/ar...946181,00.html

A quarterback receives the ball from between the center's legs. After a successful play, teammates sometimes hug or slap each other on the bottom. The possible homosexual implications of these and other football rituals have long been noted by professional and amateur behavioralists alike. But none have studied the subject more closely than Alan Dundes, an anthropologist at the University of California in Berkeley. In his view, fanny patting and centering the ball are only the tip of the gay iceberg. Writing in Western Folklore, Dundes says that the "unequivocal sexual symbolism of the game" makes it clear that football is a homosexual ceremony.
Dundes calls the consistency of the imagery "nothing short of amazing." He notes that uniforms are sexual—enlarged head and shoulders, narrow waist and skintight pants accented by a molded codpiece. The jargon too is erotic: "score," "down," "piling on" (gang rape), "popping" an opponent (overtones of defloration) and "sacking" the quarterback (plunder and rape). Players try to knock opponents down, putting them in the "supine, feminine position." Indeed, says Dundes, "football is a ritualized form of homosexual rape. The winners feminize the losers by getting into their end zone."

To Dundes, the three-point stance of football players is a form of sexual presentation derived from the animal world. Just as apes raise their bottoms and present their genitals as a sign of submission to stronger males, linemen present their bottoms to their more prestigious teammates in the backfield. "Spiking" the ball after a touchdown, says the anthropologist, "confirms to all assembled that the enemy's end zone has been penetrated."

Is football some kind of mass men's room solicitation of the national psyche? Not at all, says Dundes. It is merely a sanctioned form of theater where players and fans can safely discharge their homoerotic impulses. Coaches who ask players to refrain from sex before a game intuitively understand that football is a temporary substitute for heterosexuality, just as "football widows" understand that their husbands are "dead to them sexually" while football is on TV. "Football is a healthy outlet for male-to-male affections," says Dundes, "just as spin the bottle and post office are healthy outlets for adolescent heterosexual needs."



YOU KNOW IT, FOOTBALL LOVERS. NOW FESS UP. YOU ARE ALL CLOSETED. COME OUT & JOIN THE PARADE. IT'S SAFE NOWADAYS--UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A RED STATE.

MEN IN TIGHTS HA HA HA HA






MORE BRO RAPE





SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGGGGGGG

A GAME FOR BITCHES





CHEWING EACH OTHERS SWEATY LYCRA TIGHTS-- SNIFF THAT HOLE


EAT THE CREAMPIE

man at least footballer's don't do this.

cos they dont got any.

all steroids with no real huevos.

shriveled up.

old ploy, doesn;t hold water

steroids are GOOD for you!

for me? i dont need them-- i got plenty in my cojones.

if I was gay, I'd be pissed off that y'all are trying to associate futball with it.

it's not that I disagree (at all) with what yr saying, just that futball gives gay a bad name.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, where I like gay people, I think that futball'rs are douchebags.

This thread gives gays a bad name.

I can't use any of the emoticons at the end of that sentence, because they'd all make me look like a cunt. :D

all I kow is hockey sucks ass, and I cheered and cheered when they stopped the season and I had a free winter of NO FUCKING BORING HOCKEY on television!

Now if they could move on to all the other team sports, I would know this kind of joy.

hahahahah! hilarious pic

you omne of those duded that likes just solo sports like rich man's tennis or cycling or skiing?

I don't generally watch any sports, but if I'm going to engage in sporting activity, it's the solo stuff.
Fuck a team sports culture.

Skateboarding fuck a team sport! no one touching or hurting me. I'd rather fall of my skateboard than have some bro a/o bloke push me!!!

a tribute to the Rugby world Cup.

you can achieve more with a team of people than you ever can with just one individual.

Soccer does suck.

hahaha I'm not the sporting type, but fuck does soccer irritate me.

somehow i don't see you as the running type


that's cos australia sucks at it

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ha ha, ok, the truth-- i hate sports as much as the clone does, or perhaps more. the only little-war spectacle i enjoy (every 4 years) is the soccer world cup. my brother however used to play regularly until he damaged his knee and now, after surgery, he's taken up competitive swimming (now that's gay).

the reason i posted on this thread is because of the silly machismo of american football, and how its gringo fans like to accuse soccer players of being sissy and other stupidities-- while ignoring their spandex-clad buttock-grabbing players all cover in padding siffing each other's shitholes-- for shame!

anyway,

HELMETS ARE FOR PUSSIES.

but watching sports is generally a boring affair.

But that doesn't counteract all the other sports Australia are good at which I don't watch either.

But soccer is a shitty sport. Most people who play it seem to all be the same type of folk. But then I guess that's the same with most sporting codes.

That picture never ever gets old

Howwww !! Bullshit !!!

It must prickle the ass.

I'm sure that Synthetically 'd like to try the gaydar.