I was involved on a automobile accident
 

I was on the feeder of this thing called the beltway on my way to the airport and this dude in front of me braked all of a sudden and i ran into him.
Everyone was okay, I have a seat-belt burn on my neck and my hand hurts a bit
Moms ride is so effed

Now i'm drunk, pissed, and hoping i'm able to fly out in time tommorow

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this smacks of a CIA plot.

have you checked yr phone lines for bugs?

someone snitched

I deleted those pm's wonderdrug.

I'm tellin' you.

yr lucky you weren't kidnapped and taken to some third-world country like arkansas.

lawlz, arkansasasas

I was involved in an automobile on purpose. I wanted to go get some food, so I got involved in the automobile by sitting down and putting my seatbelt on.

that's so much more "next level" than mr. invogue's prissy chauffeur.

I've been in 8 car accidents. None of them while I was driving. Weird world.

*involved in an

Give him a break. He's been on an car accident, you know?

Near death is no excuse for poor grammar.

Besides, he seems fairly chipper about it.

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Apologies, Crypto, I've inadvertantly hijacked your thread.

I am very sorry to hear of your misfortune, and relieved to hear that no-one was seriously hurt.

No offence, crypto, but I giggled at your post because you wrote that you are pissed, and I imagined that you got drunk after you've had a car accident, instead of being pissed off.

Wait, he got drunk too!

maybe he got drunk BEFORE the accident?

he's in a different accident each week.

you gotta seriously stop tailgating. "this dude" had every right to break whenever he saw fit.

that dude was old and slow.

well, i'm off
hopefully i'll make it to the airport in one piece