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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 01:52 AM

Anyone ever read Iggy Pop's blog?
 
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...fb801fbf70dcML

Apparently, he has is own myspace (that is real). He is one wierd fellow. I mean. I'm pretty full of testosterone, but it seems like he thinks about sex more than me and he is 59. I guess extremem promiscuity really sickens me.

He also claims to have an 11 incher with 1 3/4 " girth. He's a little guy, how does he have enough fricking blood to fill that? I don't know, but I think a girl would find that pretty painful. It seems like with that big of a penis you'd have to concentrate so much on not hurting the girl so much that it would take all the fun out of it. Maybe thats why he has never got settled down- all his girlfriends end up with severe trauma.

Don't get me wrong, I love Iggy's music, but reading about him kind of grosses me out.

nicfit 05.11.2006 02:35 AM

some time ago i came across this picture.take your ruler and make proportions.


 

themawt71 05.11.2006 03:36 AM

its not the length, its the girth that girls get off on, are pained by or are bored by.

tho iggy looks like hes not lacking in length or girth. im gonna check out his blog now

IntoTheGroovey 05.11.2006 04:46 AM

oo hot.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 09:23 AM

Ewwwww, black pubes on men are so gross. Looks like a fucking african jungle. Brunette men are so gross! We blondes have penises the same color of our skin and pubic hair that is not apalling.

I can't really take proportions because I don't know how tall he is, but it looks like he's definitely got girth. But I don't know, if you slapped my penis on Iggy Pop, warmed it up a bit and took a picture, it would probably look pretty big too, and my penis is only about 6 1/2 inches. He looks like a really small guy, so it could just be an optical illusion.

Anyways, my penis may not be as big as Iggy Pop's, but it is big enough and it is much better looking.

The Mawt, are you sure about that? I've been told that having a penis hit the cervix is pretty painful, and that a normal sized penis can hit the cervix in some deep penetration positions.

Into the Groovey, is that Gary Wilson on your avatar or Dee Snyder? I can't tell.

umjammer atomsk 05.11.2006 11:01 AM

no.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by umjammer atomsk
no.


What an insightful post!

PunkerViolence 05.11.2006 11:59 AM

Why are we talking about iggy pop's willy?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 12:05 PM

I don't know, I was just reading his Blog and it kind of grossed me out.

And it is much more interesting that the half a million "Why I'm Leaving This Forum" threads

Glice 05.11.2006 12:30 PM

I can only concur: Penises, specifically Iggy Pop's, are better than ball-cupping.

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Originally Posted by the guide to conversation, book 1
References to genetalia will probably be more interesting than references to the enaction, or cessation, of conversation in general. Try it for yourself - perhaps start by talking about Iggy Pop's


SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 12:52 PM

I know that was an insult, but that is damn funny Glice.

Glice 05.11.2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I know that was an insult, but that is damn funny Glice.


Insult? Not to you, I genuinely would that the discussion was regarded Iggy's penis than the horror of ball-cupping.

And, on that note, he doesn't worry me in size, but his is a toned and lithe body. The man is the sex.

johnnywinternoshow 05.11.2006 02:32 PM

heh, didn't know about this, what a great random blog. Talking about nico one day then about walking down the street in a cheetah jacket the next.

I used to read a blog on livejournal that someone had written as if it had been written by iggy pop, it was hilarious, wish I still had the address

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 02:36 PM

Hah. The stories are true, so either it is Iggy Pop or a big fan. But he is in David Bowie's top 8, and I'm pretty sure it is the real DB since there are no other DB profiles on myspace, he probably had them all kicked off.

krastian 05.11.2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
Ewwwww, black pubes on men are so gross. Looks like a fucking african jungle.


Do you prefer that shit to be bleached?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 03:21 PM

He needs one of these:

www.shaveeverywhere.com

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 03:21 PM

Note, I don't shave my pubes, but its nice to trim them once and awhile to make them look nice and tidy. I consider it a hygeine thing. That thing can also get your hairs inbetween your scrotal and your anus (what's the word for that?), which I hate. That hair really bothers me in the summer.

h8kurdt 05.11.2006 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
That hair really bothers me in the summer.


Tell me about it. Wearing jeans with a pair of overalls in the blistering heat, not nice. That's also why I hate being a guy, hiar in the most annoying places.

saoq 05.11.2006 03:48 PM

weird , should be the comments on iggy's blog a lot more?

FruitLoop 05.11.2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
He needs one of these:

www.shaveeverywhere.com


damn no! merkins are cooler!!!!

 
 
 

finding nobody 05.11.2006 03:59 PM

thats crazy. i now know when and how iggy lost his virginity

johnnywinternoshow 05.11.2006 04:20 PM

that part of you is the perenium or something

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.11.2006 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnywinternoshow
that part of you is the perenium or something


that's it!


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