Spoon or Fork?
 

No sporks allowed.

So there goes my multimillion spork.

Straw

You only suck then, no?

When you get this old, you have limited options.

I will never get old as you. Because unlike you I have my religion to sacrifice babies for eternal youth.

ohh you're 16? i always thought you were abouts 20?

anyways

i pick knife.,

I picked tits, because I love them so much I am afraid of touching them.

I don't wanna live forever.

Its okay, the older you get the more handsomer you get. Yes I am calling you ugly.

most of the gay guys i know go straight for mine. they think they're public property. you need to get over your fear and you could have your hands in girls' shirts all the time without complaints!

Are you saying you are not only my fag hag, but others as well? Well I never...

..perhaps you should then.

I vote Foroon.

Which is a spock but inverse.

That sounds like it would look like an egg separator.

i was gonna vote tits but as a way of eating they are too infantile.

for sheer adult joy, the spoon i where it's at.

But forks are more stabby.

I hate it that sporks are not included, that way I could get spooned AND STABBED.

i'm not into pain, and im very oral. spoons FTW.

drinking from them may be infantile, but eating off them isn't ;)

there are better places to put one's nose.

but i digress...

Eating food off a person is not attractive.

correct. it's an overrated virgin fantasy. in real life, it gets sticky and it's smells.

Poor(ky) forky.

muthafuckin chopsticks n shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Yes I hate it when I tried it, and got did I need a shower afterwards.

i hear crisco is hard to wash :D

but it feels sooooooooo good when your hands feel all criscoish after you wash the majority of it off after greasing a pan to bake with.