Today Was Bizarrely Funny...
 

I was at school and needed to go to the bathroom, so I go and you could hear two guys in one of the stalls having sex. Funny, I laughed my ass off. Anyone ever encounter things like these?

my friend once caught two guys fucking in a hotel lobby's restroom, dude got an instant hangover.

Whoah, what school do you go to? A local all boys Catholic school had two guys fucking near a goalpost on the oval. The next day the principal addressed them all saying "we must never speak of this again". It avoided local papers.

A L.A. Community College. It was funny, that what happens when you are lazy to go to the bathroom that gets crowded and choose the isolated bathroom.

I never understood doing stuff like that in the bathroom. You gotta be pretty desperate.

I've done that before, but it was with someone I knew.

How old are you?

I am seven.

NVM thought you were a teenager. You are in fact 22 according to your profile.

I am seven, I am never growing old, never.

I have alerted Michael Jackson

But anyways it was not all that fun anyways.

Public restroom sex. No. Never seen or heard it, thank God, or experienced it.

Gross.

Prude.

Prune.

Hope YOU are looking at yourself introspectively with that comment.

Go listen to some music, Syn.

I am Listening to M.I.A.'s Kala. You amuse me a lot.

The feeling's unmutual.

Do you think I'm cool enough to ever live in L.A.?

No, L.A. is boring, only dying hipsters come here. Maybe you will fit after all.

Hank Moody lives in L.A. He's not a dying hipster, is he?

That's not what the cool kids say. It is all about Frisco damn it.

Only two things belong in Frisco. Streetcars and queers, and you sure don't look like a streetcar to me.

I can't stop listening to The Bends. I'm going to be really tired in the morning. Usually music helps me drift off to sleep. But I'm speeding from this album, like I've just had a double espresso.

Yeah, well I need to get off this. I am getting bored. Later gmku, hope you get to sleep soon.

Whatever...

There's a park by my house with a HUGE tower.. like.. I dunno, 300 feet in the air? Probably more. Anyway, you can see the top of the tower from this big hill in the park, and I got on top of the hill and from there I saw two people fucking at the top floor of the tower..

Them sound like fightin words.