what's on your nightstand?
 

me?

i got:
a c* saxophone mouthpiece
a box of "3" vandoren saxophone reeds
a reed holder
vonnegut's "slaughterhouse-five"
battles' "mirrored"
bonde do role's "with lasers"
a dvd with "the complete on the corner sessions"
brazil 70 comp.
"trees outside the academy"
"made in usa" cassette
a light with a bunch of loose change in thee reservoir
some stain remover for when i do laundry
a dog tag
contact solution
headphones
a letter from my car insurance company
an ebow
a guitar pick

how you livin, ho?

a couple sociology books
hot fuzz shaun of the dead dvds
a bisturi
couple music magazines
ipod
minidisc
a couple exhibitions' tickets
an edirol r-09
pencil
felt tip pens
a dvd+rw
an empty box of a ram simm
scissors
various sheets

my left nightstand:

an old grocery list
a garter belt for my sheets
old receipts for some mental related stuff
some old DVD-Rs which didn't burn right
a Dorney Park Snoopy Sand-shifting paperweight thing
a metro smartcard receipt
post-its
ATP 2004 UK itinerary
a paperback of 'Slaughterhouse Five'
DDN 33 1/3 book (that really sucked)
'Coming to America' on DVD
Star Wars Trilogy (the one people like) on DVD

on my right nightstand:

lamp
stereo remote
cell phone
an empty Glade air freshener
song lyrics written on a piece of paper
paperback of 'Neuromancer' (still to be read)
pencil and pen
some line of poetry i wrote
Goo cd insert
a bottle opener i think i got inline in Atlanta last year
Ecstatic Peace sticker
ATP 2006 NBC book
an attachment to my universal adapter
2 AA batteries
a Montreal Canadiens hockey puck
glasses case
30 cents
8 pesos

in bed:

boar hair brush
bottle of water
a Peppermint Patty pillow
laptop
and someone who has too much time on their hands

right:
a lamp
a sketch journal + pen

left:
lamp
ipod + speakers
vicks vaporub
and a kilo of cocaine

i forgot some shit.

a pair of sunglasses in the shape of a heart
a sobriety coin that i have no idea from where it came
a pin/button with a composition on it
lotion
a picture of my ex that's been there since we dated
deez nuttz

sad to hear that the DDN 33 1/3 book sucked.

jeebus ya'll must have some gigantic night stands. all i got on mine is a light, an alarm clock and a little chest w/ condoms in it.
val holla, let me cop that ebow yo!

Nothing I don't own a nightstand.

Alarm clock.
My ebow got lost and/or stolen at a show in 1997 or 98 and I haven't felt the need to get another.

Don't have a nightstand but next to my bed is my alarm clock sitting on a small cardboard box. My Moral Psychology notebook, my brown shoes, Sebadoh's III, and The Philsosphy of Simone De Beauvoir.

top:
pile of books
reading lamp
notepad + pen
eucalyptus oil
various incense powders that i should return to their box

drawer:
small flashlight
burt's hand salve
k-y jelly
expired pain killers
arnica gel
assorted nail clippers

bottom compartment:
i'd rather not say

Yeah. He doesn't want anyone to know that not only does he NOT think Lovecraft is totally cheesy, but he is in fact a card-carrying Cthulhu fetishist. MmmmmMMMmmmMMmmtentacles.......

mine:
prescription bottles
a lamp that i assume is from the 50s
a glass ashtray that needs emptying

mr. cantankerous's side:
another lamp
a pile of magazines and assorted mail
another ashtray

that's all i can assure you is on there seeing as i'm not home to go look.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

damn you, clone, and your spy drone aircraft

a big pile of cum soaked tissues

shit, it ain't mine. fred weaver (the guy who was driving during the infamous Don Caballero van crash) let me use it the other night. hell, i'm still trying to figure out the exact ins and outs of the thing. they're not as easy to use as they look.

i dont have a nightstand. my bed is like a wooden little thing with a matress which is on the ground so my floor is my nightsand. its some crazy ass experimental bed shit from ikea.

my night stand is a hard guitar case resting on 2 bags of clothes
and on it sits a lamp, my drawing books, pens, effects epdal

Alarm clock
Ipod
Magazines (Arthur and Spin)
Rubik's Cube
Big ugly plate I won
Touch lamp

i keep most shit on my bed;
the hobbit
book bag
backgammon set
sewing kit
laptop
cell phone + charger
bra

on desk next to my bed;
glue
glitter
nail polish
tweezers
candle
assorted jewelry
kleenex
pj harvey cd (rid of me)

damn i just realized how fuckin girly that second list was

alarm clock/cd player
5 dollars
cvs brand acne lotion
hand lotion
dental floss
a ghost eraser
a candle
rubiks cube
publix reciept
check book
count zero book
finger/toe nail clippers
digital camera
cell phone
nyc ghost & flowers cd
tylenol cold medicine
beyond the valley of the dolls vhs

As in bedside table?

I have an easel as a bedside table (nightstand) at the moment (last 8 or so months):

Empty bottle of iron tablets, pain killers, cd of a mates band, a Dali calendar, a coaltrain drivers-eqsue hat, texta, small bottle of heat cream for joints etc, guitar slide, some graphic design work I did, ear plug (1), some polaroids... and a bunch of other assorted things.

Ps - One must spread the soy cream cheese before giving it to Savage Clone again.

and dust.

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote, hardback edition from the 1960s, with the stylized single-drop splatter of blood on the front cover, in a plastic cover protector, on loan to moi from the public library.

A basket with some pointless receipts.

A dark blue blanket.

a pile of books including -
Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
Miss Wyoming by Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus by Douglas Coupland
Fearless Freaks
Jaws

and a snow globe with a butterfly in it.

I have a desk next to my bed and no nightstand. It's a big ass desk, too.

Onie Box
Computer
Drum Machine
Printer
Books(Ariel, The Dharma Bums)
DVDs(Little Miss Sunshine, Squidbillies)
Half empty bottle of Karkov Raspberry
Ashtray
Pack of Camel Wides

Little Miss Sunshine is great,

A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles, *cough* Petey.

i have:
a bean filled plush frog
a knitted witch (i think i must be 5)
a battery charger
a big plugboard
a shoe
pokemon game cartridge
some old newspapers and shit

The blue pill, the black pill, the purple pill and a spare set of teeth.

Today:

- a computer
- an empty glass
- a USB key
- a Kranky Compilation 2CD
- a set of speakers
- my girlfriend's deo stick

a miniature Bible marked up in red ink, 45 dollars, my .38 Special.

:cool:

some of you people have mighty HUGE nightstands. haha

A lamp

An alarm clock, set for 8.00 am

A packet of Golden Virginia

A pack of Rizlas

Two lighters

An ashtray

A cold cup of tea.

Yesterday's Evening Standard.

-- I've officially turned into a character from a 70s British sit-com.

Petey, eh?