I'm freaking hungry
 

My mom hurt her back and hasn't left the house to go anywhere but physiotherapy for the past few days. So I've stood in front of the open cupboards, open fridge, the laundry room shelf (we keep food in the laundry room) and there's stuff but it's nothing tasty.
I should be grateful to have food to eat, even if it is equal to crap :o

Anyways, this is for the people who go back to look for food even when they know deep down that no ones been grocery shopping since you last looked.
Maybe we should all make mystery food with whatever we have and post pictures. That would probably be gross.

I find when I have only enough financial support to pay rent, a healthy alternative is to boil ichiban with produce (broccili, spinach, whatever), and add tons of hot sauce.

Can you not leave to buy groceries?

Order in?

I live in the boonies and have no licence. Letting me buy the food would be a bad move too. The carnivores would be disappointed with the lack of meat haha.

I don't have the money for that and it's late. I wish though, that would be nice.

i'll give you my credit card number

not.

I think you're kidding, you're not that dumb my friend.

i was
but i can always call in and order for you or something if you're really THAT hungry

Crypto, if you really want to man up, phone her local pizza place and order with your credit #. Remeber, her favourite is vegetarian.

Yeah, exactly

Go the shops Emmah

Could you imagine? That would probably be the weirdest thing ever.

EDIT: Not going to the shops haha, but Crypto ordering me a pizza.

it is what it is

the pizza guy would probably be very confused

You lazy bastard.
Crypto, will you order me Pizza? Its 5am here, but if we work out the time difference we should be able to fool the Pizza place.

I want to see this go down. If you don't do it, I'm doing it.

Yeah, I've had a grilled cheese and a can of tomato soup for dinner the past two nights.....I need some MEAT.

i had veal piccata

i dont think emmah will take my offer at this point, since she's getting international pizza, but for any other boardies willing to post me their available ingredients i'll accept the challenge and make up a recipe for you. i promise it will be edible :D

I want a fucking pizza :(

I totally would if I had any domestic skills at all. I once put a bagel in the microwave for 5 minutes.

my recipe would include proper instructions of course

wanna try making pizza?

You guys shouldn't be so bummed, I didn't actually get a pizza.
My mom went out and bought a few things this morning, so I'm eating veggie scramble (it's vegan, so like tofu, red peppers, onions, veggie sausages, red pepper flakes, cayenne pepper sauce, and turmeric) Yummers with toast.

what? crypto didn't send you an international pizza? :eek:

if you ever need an emergency recipe, let me know though.

im the king of desperate cooking.

not my fault, she thought it'd be weird

of course it would be. in more ways than one. but this is the internet, and you never know.

Just finished two assignments (short ones, but hey, it's all money), sending them in to my ed., along with invoices, and hearing back that he thinks they're really good and will assign more work soon.

Success makes me hungry.

But no, I do not do sushi.

no, you're right

but i'm not some weird 50 year old creepo thats... creepy and what not
rob has met me before
he even came to my friends apartment one time to smoke with us

man there are some 21 year old creepos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAq5aZSnf1k

yikes.

besides, it's not like the girl can't afford groceries.

but yeah you seem pretty harmless.

i want your address though. i'm after your mac. :D

hahahahah!
i rememeber that weirdo!

anywho, yeah
i haven't even walked into my studio in like 2 weeks.
i wonder if my shit is still there...

i need to stop buying crap i'll never use