worst. friday. ever.
 

it's 8pm and there is nothing to do.

Awww.... Big hug...

Call the Crisis Center, perhaps? The counselors are very helpful.

got any viagra?

Buy us all a pizza!

uh, no... I don't need it. Do you? I'm sure you could get a prescription.

Shoot up, jerk off, and go to sleep. OR, just watch a movie.

i took a vigra once just to see what it would do... me and female friend if mine fucked for hours! it just wouldn't go down! it was kool at first but when yr done humping it gets kinda annoying. anyways, that's not my idea of the worst fri ever... you could be in jail, or tied up & gagged in some weird house in the middle of no where. w/ people who plan on using you to make a snuff film... now that would be the worst fri ever.

i pity the rich and idle, always in need of distractions. :p

it's friday night and i'm working. sure that is better than having nothing to do. certainly i'm not asking for life's meaning.

so-- you have time and money, which so many starving artists would kill for-- and you're complaining?

go to your studio and see what i left after i ransacked the place. then use that to do something creative.

or you could meditate and ponder your life's meaning.

alternatively, you could go shopping, --hypocrite lecteur, --mon semblable, --mon frère!

man, that's a little harsh don't you think? i don't remembe rhim saying he was rich or had a studio.... but i am deaf in my left ear so maybe i didn't get that memo.

how is it harsh?

It's friday?

[quote=avantgarde1]i took a vigra once just to see what it would do... me and female friend if mine fucked for hours! it just wouldn't go down! it[quote]

Serious?

[quote=flophousefloozie][quote=avantgarde1]i took a vigra once just to see what it would do... me and female friend if mine fucked for hours! it just wouldn't go down! it
i love the things you choose to reply to

even though its gives u a raging bone..does it prevent u from premature ejacjac?

No, they aren't very mindful replies, are they?
Just silly, isn't it?

And I'd like to hear the answer to the previous question...

no, they usually turn me on

[quote=flophousefloozie][quote=avantgarde1]i took a vigra once just to see what it would do... me and female friend if mine fucked for hours! it just wouldn't go down! it
yeah. they say it's different for everyone, but that's what it did to me. it was kinda like when yr drunk & stoned and you have sex it takes alot longer for you to climax (well, me it does), as opposed to when yr sober. like when i'm sober i'm a 2 pump chump... but when i've smoked a joint and got some soco up in me i can go for a long time. that's how it was w/ the "blue diamond"... that constant erection gets annoying after a while though as i previously stated. and it maked my junk a little bigger than normal too (although i think that was just because it was a raging hard on). big ol veiny monster!

haha sweet
that sounds fun

i had worse, o brother where art you is on right now, i'm off to watch it.

I feel like I've posted this idea before, but I always thought it would be funny to put viagra in some poor sucker's drink at a party. Of course, I would never go through with it...

yeh thats kinda dangerous, whats if he dies
then youll have wasted viagra

i havnt had sex in ages... for some reason im not overly interested in having sex with my girlfriend..i just dont think of her like that..whats wrong with me?

maybe yr gay. nah seriously, i know this fucking gorgeous chick, i mean like one of the top 5 hottest women i've ever seen in my life, and i would totally stab her guts! about 4 months ago we were in a pool skinny dipping and we started making out... but i just couldn't bring it upon my self to "tickle her innards". i guess she's just one of those chicks that's "too hot", like you can't touch her cuz she's on a pedestool or some shit. i kick myself damn near everyday for not doing it. now she thinks i don't like her and we hardly ever talk anymore. eh, fuck it, she lives in a different state anyways.

dude, come on...making out while naked and in water...you shouldve gone for it

i find that i dont want to have sex with "cute" girls
i put cute and sexy next to each other, so they are the same level
and i prefer a cute girl
my last girlfriend was a sexy girl and she was damn damn fine, and we banged like rabbits..if i was shallow id still be with her

but my girlfriend at the moment is cute..and i just dont feel like sexing a cute girl..not even pre sex stuff..we just do heavy making out..

i had some people over, got wasted, and we painted some really neat stuff on the walls of my studio
fun night overall

i met a really cute girl
she's a folk singer
got beautiful wavy hair and a beautiful voice
we recorded some tunes
she's amazing

she's spending the night so she can record in the morning
something about how her voice sounds a lot better right after she wakes up


what a weird girl.

meh


now you're talking


isn't it fucking cool to know someone who's really into what they are into?

another weirdo

pay attention to the shit she says there. there's a reason why she's good. try it.

this sounds mad gay, but i think i'm in love even though i've only known her for 5 hours

how is it gay? that's hetero lust.

anyway, watch your kidneys tonight & enjoy the morning

im out

hah, even i had something to do.

i ended up doing something, tool

ahh silly me

Sometimes I think that I love you, but I know it's only lust...

That's human nature, I think. I've been going out with my girl for nearing 3 years now and fucking is not a priority anymore. Sex is a very lustful thing for me, it's like a new bike, you want to ride it and shine it all the time but then after a while that excitement wears off but yet you have a far deeper respect for your bike. I see the notion of screwing other girls exciting (I wouldn't) - like I could have sex with a million girls but not want to spend quiet times with any one of them, unlike my girlfriend. I guess the excitement has worn off for you, which is indeed inevitable, as unfortunate as that may be.

i fall in love every 5 minutes... anytime i see a girl i think is attractive. i think i mistake lust for love. maybe that's why my marriage failed?

fuck it, crypto is (was?) alone and feels like shit and he still manages to meet interesting girls.

when i get my million bucks.

"oooh baby, ooh-eeh, ooh baby, ooh-eeh, my million dollar bash!"

i understand what your saying..but i think it would only apply to me if me and my girlfriend have had sex..we havnt...like i said..im just not keen for some reason.:confused:

My Friday turned out to be less than awesome. Looking forward to tonight. Sposta ta get sum acid laterz

Man, I miss being in high school on acid.