I Saw Two Guys Fighting...
 

As I got off work, that was fun. I did not feel like stopping and separating them as I am not that strong. Oh well hope the losing guy is doing fine right now.

I saw two window cleaning hobos fighting, one claiming that the other was taking all his customers and working on his territory. The word "cunt" was used a lot.

weird, i never saw a real fight where someone got hurt. i did see quite a few gruesome car crashes.

how groovy.

I saw these two girls fight on my bus as the bus was moving over this shitty bridge. It was pretty intense.

did they pull hair and rip each others shirts off? cause that would be awesome!

The old NYC you'd see fights all the time. The moron frat boys who have taken over the East Village don't even fight on Saturday nites anymore, too busy watching sports on flat screens.

when I lived in Williamsburg in the 80's I once came home, went upstairs, then looked out the window to see what the yelling I was hearing was - where I had just seconds ago watched a gang of 30-40 people was kicking the shit out of a single guy. Actually I saw the same thing up in Wash Hights a few years ago when I lived up there, there was like 25 guys on either side of the street clicking bottles - clunk cunk, clunk clunk, clunk clunk, all following this one guy who they then started beating the crap out of right under my window - paramedics showed up and I one of them nudged the guy with his foot, the guy looked totally dead then suddenly he sprang up! When the cops showed up, one of the thugs - who were all hanging around - unrolled a red banner and waved it at the cops who then took off.

wow tesla....i do hate gangs tho...if i had superpowers, i would randomly break in on gangs and just kick ass for a couple hours on saturday afternoons

I've seen a bunch of fights in Berlin ubahns. One time, some violent jerk beat up a guy and lots of other passengers intervened and tried to seperate them. When the train stopped, they kicked the jerk out of the tube, but after the tube doors closed again, the guy came back and hit the windows with a metal stick he hid in his sleeve.

They were about to.

a guy got killed up here not too long ago in a fight... it was about 11pm and close tot he train station. fights happen all of the time about here - though generally it normally happens to the people looking for trouble. There's a lot of hostility.
Gang culture is pathetic.

I hate fighting. It knots up my stomache.

I do agree gang culture is pathetic.

Wouldn't that rule. I'd take on a gang though. A gang with weapons even, if I had to.

i saw a dude threaten to beat another guy with a very large chain in nyc.

personally, i rarely get into fist fights, but i get into shouting matches all the time.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

violence is gay

Gay fighting is ok

word. ^

the other day i bashed this guy because he looked at me funny
and another time i bashed this other guy because he looked at my girlfriends boobs
and this other time i trained as a ninja for a few yrs and then took on the whole ninja temple.. i got bashed then

gay fighting is gay.

Is this thread a cue for me to post the "Russian Bums Fighting to Mortal Kombat Music" video, or can someone else save me the trouble?

russian bum fights to mortal kombat music!?!

show me floppyfloozie!

where i come from if people tried to fight then they'd just get frozen by peace and then the whole village would stop by and poke them with recorders made from reindeer antlers and giggle with bright green exclamations of mirthful meanderings.

then a giant cardboard box with shimmering smiley faces on it would be pulled out by licorice ropes and placed at rest before the combatants. it would sit there for maybe twelve or nineteen minutes and about five hours and a day before the sides of the box would fall outward and then, woe, then the show really began.

Here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83hswxAowJc

groovey thanks mamma

Sounds like you come from the same place that "the smirfs" show was set.

groovey thanks mamma

ahahahhahahaha oh man, when that guy picked up the ninja turtle roof and fell, so funny

HA! Ninja turtle roof. I bet he drives a pizza van with a giant shell on top, too.

haha mm
that was a funny thing to watch

you should check out arab drifting on you tube
its insane

i'll only fight someone if they've done something really terrible to deserve it. i knocked two of my best friend's ex-boyfriend's teeth out because he was an asshole and hit her with a chair and threw a big ass fan at her and it hit her.

i think i seen that episode

The best "woman kicking a guy's ass clip" that I've seen lately would have to have been in "Walk All Over Me".

what can i say, i come from the white trash gene pool. and you don't fuck with that.

hahahahahahahhahaahahhaahhaahaahhaahahahahahahahah ahahahhaahaha

Did any of them chant "Warriors come out to play!"?

lol.

ONe of my favorite fights was at UNH and I was sitting in Williamson dorm at a friend's party and he had been feeding me straight vodka so I'm sitting there feeling darned fine and then these 2 guys start fighting in the room and they are right in front of me and it is quite amusing to watch and they are slugging each other and though its fairly harmless everyone but me is freaking out trying to stop them and it goes on afor several minutes and I'm very amused watching them, and then they knocked into my chair and spilled my drink so I jumped up, grabbed them both by the back of the neck, threw them out into the hall, then sat back down and continued my drinking. Everyone just stood there looking at me.

Why must you turn a testosterone thread so gay?

AHahah

I'm not sure what a smirf is, but if you meant smurf then you'd be on the right track. With still a ways to go but the right track.

The thing is, the entire concept of the smurfs was based off the real, and not so plesant biography of my great (and generationally removed, older) uncle DansDorf (nickname).
He was an alcoholic that took train tours through germany, france, belgium, and a few other places, basically just perpetually trying to find out about life and what he was supposed to do.
Peyo (the creator of the smurfs) met him on one of these trips and pretended to befriend him, but it turns out he was really just interested in observing his bizarre antics for his own creative gain.
There is more to this, but I'm not sure airing it out here would be apropriate.

So in any case, yeah, maybe I have a little smurf in me, maybe I wouldn't mind living in a smurf village for a summer and helping them out and maybe if I had been around back in the Black Forest and such in those days maybe we could have had a full length smurf feature in which everyone got together and actually helped Gargamel (Dans) get some help / rehab whatever.

besides, getting frozen by peace ain't so bad.