Where is truncated?
 

Where has that little gremlin run off to?

i'm pretty sure she was here yesterday

I must have missed her posts. & she's usually in the forum this time of day.
I don't know, I guess I'm just bored, wanting to talk to a friend.

awww poor Marley, i'll talk to you if you want..

whats your current opinion of the state of world address?
i think Bob Geldof is satan with a stupid looking greasy hair-do?
i dont like cream in a can
i've put on weight

Awww, what a warm & fuzzy moment. Thanks, marleypumpkin.

I, like, did stuff yesterday. I was amazed at how productive I was at work when I wasn't posting on the board. I might try that more often. But not too often.

ahh here she be now, marley missed you miss trunc

He just wanted to hear more about Chicago hookers. Dirty little bastard.

-truncated-
There be the mistress of the night. How is my fair lady today?
Anyway, don't let us destract you too much from your workplace. We don't want to jeoperdize any chance of losing your frequent posts.
(Which I always look forward to)

-fishmonkey-
Funny, I've lost some weight. Yay, I'm back down to 95 lbs.!

Marley is this true? are you keep Truncated away from her workplace so she can fill you in on sordid details of Hookers and murrieagh?
tsk tsk.....

and put some weight on, 95lb for a growing boy is too skinny

95 lbs?? You're a TV movie waiting to happen.

No, I truly think truncated is one of the few interesting people to talk to in this forum. & how could you not want to hear about Chi Town hookers. Don't act like I'm the only one.

&, I do weigh more than 95 lbs.

Aww thanks marleypumpkin, you're a peach.

Chicago hookers have bad hair.

Do you have a tummy pooch? I do love me one of them.

there are alot of people missing at the moment, mostly because they are at all tomorrows parties having a fantastic time, lucky bastards, you just know that my monday the board will be flooded with threads about how great it was.

How much is 95lbs? Don't normal men weigh about 150 or something.

You Brits with your crazy "Stone" scale.

It only occured to me recently how Stones must seem utterly mad. It makes perfect sense because I've always used it, but it doesn't actually make any sense if I try and explain it.

I'm just over 10 stone, 5'11", in case anyone's interested.

its 14 pounds to a stone, so 95 pounds is 6 stone 7 pounds. which is like nothing!

14 stone here.

"My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"

It's painfully skinny that's what it is.

Might go and weigh myself nbow *runs off* I weight 8st 12 and i'm skinny. Jeez marley your painfully skinny.

I can't do basic arithmetic. Plus it's none of your goddamn business how much I weigh.

agreed

I like the junk in my trunk.

(I don't care what anyone says, that phrase is priceless.)

Hey...I wasn't asking! Just wondering how much 95 pounds was. I suppose I could have worked it out for myself.

Anyway, stones is a bit weird but I would have accepted an answer in kilos as well. That makes more sense that pounds to me. Hell, we use all sorts of scales over here....dependent on mood.

Also, the demographic on this board seems to lean towards the skinny.

I will say, I have a butt. Not a J-Lo butt, but a butt. I like my butt. I consider it built-in seating.

I'm beginning to like the word "butt."

I like where this thread is heading.

I saw the title of this thread, and straight away I went off to look for truncated. I looked here, there and just about everywhere and found nothing. So I come back here to report the sad news, and here she is! In this very thread! Would you credit it? Gah!

Hip Priest only says nice things because he fears I will beat him up.

It's a concern - I have to think carefully. You're ace, by the way.

Right back at ya limey. Even if you do drink bottled water.

You have to drink bottled water. It's not bad for you, unlike tap water.

This is your lucky day truncated.

-By which he means his abs are flat as can be, complementing his concave chest, which he utilizes each morning to eat cereal out of, watching daytime TV and revising drafts of his manifesto on the superiority of Kaypro computers.

Dodged a bullet there, truncated.

^: True, I am a scrawny white boy.

Damn dude, eat a hoagie!

Extremely unattractive: jutting hip bones.

My true weight, 110 lbs. I know, that's still skinny as all hell.

I am almost two of you.
Now I feel huge.

How tall are you marleypumpkin?

In all seriousness, you've got to have some meat on you in order to be attractive (insert Glice pun here). Angular body types just don't do it for me.

Tummy pooches are white-hot.

I'm about 6'