Favorite pick up lines...
 

I'm bored... and "working".

That being said, post your favorite pick up line(s).

I'll go first:

"Damn girl, you look like you don't have a single mean bone in your body... would you like one?"

Go!

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

have you seen my elephant impression
*turns out pockets*
those are the ears

more of a visual one

*Call a girl over by waving with one finger* I'd made you come with one finger just imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

That's a good one.

Then theirs the classic "Get your coat love, you've pulled"

"wanna see a dead body?"

"I guess you'll do"



Better yet:
"Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!"

"You're bad aren't you?" Sike I don't know.

You could have me.
I lost my telephone number can i have yours?
I brought a jacket for you, turn it on... Please?




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"I see you're a Christian. Wanna get crucified?"

"Your arse, my face - how about it?"

This boy has just risen exponentially in my esteem.

I love that line...

"Give me head"

aha romantic boy ey

ha ha ha ha,

ive had some of these said to me, the get your coat you've pulled one and ive lost my phone number can i have yours one.

they never work.
your better just saying hi my names _ _ _ _ _ _, whats yours?

pfff yeah right like that would ever work. :D

So true. Everyone knows chatup lines work!

this one is horrible: Are your parents retarded? Cause you are one special girl.

That's the worst/best one ever

thats fricken histerical.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

Cause I can see myself in them.


Are you overdue?
Cause I'd like to check you out!

funny

Got any STDS? .......WANT SOME!!

Got that from the web.

"Hi, do you like ice cream?

Yeah.

Me too, let's fuck."

One of my friends used to use this one. Ice cream can be replaced with whatever.

now THAT is a good line

A friend told me it...I know I'm not saying it right but its for all you mathwhiz mack daddies out there.


If you were a line, you'd be a QT parallel to me.

Ana Gasteyer as Martha Stewart said this one on an '01 SNL with Julia Stiles as host:

You must be irish 'cause my penis is Dublin.

"Your dad must be a thief."
Why?
"Coz he stole the stars and put em in your eyes."

If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold against it me?

that one would work on me.

"nice shoes! Let´s fuck"

"If your right leg is thanksgiving and your left leg is christmas; Can I see you sometime in between the holidays?"

"Hey how about pizza then sex?"
Probable answer: "No"
"Okay, fine...just the sex...no pizza"

*Checks tag at back of shirt*
"yep, just as I thought made in heaven"

Or you could just say the classic "Suck my dick, bitch", it avoids all the small talk and gets straight to the point.

''You have nice eyes but an even better looking cock.'' Not really,i never use chat up lines.Too good looking for stuff like that,you see?

gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

be unique and different, say yes...

bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down...

here is some money.. drink until i am really good looking, then come to talk to me...

I find, in all honesty, the best 'lines' are ridiculously over the top. It's all well and good saying, "You've got lovely eyes" but saying, "You are the very visage of Athena, your eyes have the sparkle of a thousand glittering diamonds" works a lot better. IF (and that's a big if) you can carry of the slightly comical posh English boy thing. Which is me.

It helps that I have an enormous 'package'.


By which I mean cock.

Big fat cock?

.WORD.

.WORD.

Always best when searching for a late night hook:

"Let's play carpenter. You get hammered, and I'll nail ya!"

:cool:;)

"Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I sure would love to tap that ass."

Check and mate... now king me!