Entertain me
 

I'm sick. I'm bored. My ass is making a permanent impression on the chair. I can't go out. Today's posting quality is not up to par.

Post some interesting factoids and/or comments here for my reading pleasure, I implore you.

I gained 10 lbs.

how?

hmmmm....yet another thread that supports what I said about truncated in the "Favorite and least Favorite board members?" thread

I have recorded a new track. That's all I got to offer. If you want to listen let me know. To be truthful, it's nothing spectactular, but it's a new style of recording for me. So, I was "entetained" while making this track.

From another board; interview questions for the "Stairway To Heaven" guitar solo:

Q: How long are you?
A: About 45 seconds.

Q: What are some of the techniques that you employ?
A: Basically all of the good ones. Hammer-ons. Pull-offs. Long, sustained note bends. A brief turn from the Dorian mode into the Aeolian. Triplets.

Q: Do people ever mistake you for other guitar solos?
A: Yes. "All Along the Watchtower" and "Layla," both of which are both sort of plausible, but come on. You don't have to "listen very hard." I'm "Stairway."

Q: What about "Don't Fear the Reaper"?
A: (appalled) God, no.

Q: Are you religious?
A: Some people say Satan helped make me, which would explain a lot, like why I've always felt comfortable around runes, incantations, robes, and moonlight, and why I tricked some confused kids into killing their parents. I do know that I was restless and the 1980s were a crazy time for all of us.

Q: Is it true that you and the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" haven't spoken in nearly 30 years?
A: We are both pretty popular, so everybody's always expected us to be best buddies, but we come from very different worlds. He is slow; I am fast. He is acoustic finger style; I am electric. He's always thought that I'm jealous of him, because he's slightly—and I emphasize slightly—more famous than I am. And you know what? He may be right. But everybody's got a position to play in the greatest rock 'n' roll song of all time. One of us leads off and one of us bats cleanup. One of us is delicate; one of us is more aggressive. More accurately, one of us is the sound of hobbits playing hide the cudgel and one of us is the clarion call of rock 'n' roll's everlasting triumph.

Also, one of us comes down with a bad case of the falsetto jackass, and one of us doesn't.

Q: Any plans to settle down?
A: You've heard the song, right? Heard it a thousand times? I'm a guitar solo.

(subdued) I rock on.

(with gathering intensity) As I've always rocked.

Alone!

Q: (air guitar)
A: (triumphantly) Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone! Alone!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302677

have fun

Looks fun Skater-boy, but the whole point is for my entertainment to require little to no effort on my part. Games are out of the question.

My thread topics may, by all outward appearances, seem asinine and empty-headed. However, they are carefully chosen for the brilliant posts they eventually elicit from other board members. Really, it's all an elaborate, ingenius strategy.

You'll thank me later.

Urban Exploration sites (this was a big activity for me in the past, and I still get the urge to do it):

http://www.darkpassage.com.
http://www.actionsquad.org

watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdTOUnCZ41s you will be amazed.

Watch a nice cartoonby Disney about Hitler
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302677
Or donald and his asian friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFUQ7AgvgJU

check:

www.bored.com

or the new Fender Dressing Room (Former Jazzmaster Dressing Room)

http://asphaltlove.5000megs.com/

Let's all read the same book and then talk about it! I just started this book:

http://www.libraries.psu.edu/nabokov/ada/index.htm

You can read it online! With annotations! I'm on chapter 3! I have the paperback but I like the annotations because I'm stupid!

gimme 5 ping pong balls and a vietnamiese girl and i can entertain you for days.

I actually had that same thought noumenal, but...well, it's the SY board.

Plus I'm in the middle of Perfume, thanks to h8kurdt.

when you finish making the impression of your ass on that chair please cast a mold & ship it over -- im bored too & need some new toys :D

Go on the website and order it like everyone else.

Just click here:
www.hotttrunc.edu

Why won't this bastard load?

Why won't "hottrunc.edu" load is what I wanna know.

http://www.realdoll.com/ :eek:

(creepy as fuck, but strangely fascinating, much like mental hospitals)

Seriously, you will love this one.

Had to break out realdoll, didn't you !@#$%!


Hip Priest, I think you may have endeared yourself for life with that link.

i just took a 2nd job so i can buy one :o

hah. confess. you all want a realdoll. :D

Hmmm....that's weird. I'm not sure. I know you have to pay a password to get in.

this just fucking cracks me up-- i can't stop laughing actually...



hah hahahahhahaha

oh fuck!!!

only in america...

http://www.markhaldons-bus-pics.foto...p25065732.html

FUCK YEAH! That's a bus I've gotten many a time. Takes me to Liverpool in a flash.

http://www.markhaldons-bus-pics.foto...p28431139.html

AND WOW! That is actually my school bus that has taken me to and from that shit hole everyday for nearly 6 years.

if you're that bored, you might enjoy www.uncyclopedia.org

You are on your death bed:
1 person:
1 record:
last meal:
last words:
Last book:

You are on your death bed:
1 person:My brother (I'd tell him to avenge my unexpected, apparantly random death)
1 record:Pet Sounds
last meal: Supernoodles on toast
last words:"Dig that crazee rhythm"

I forgot to add last book

I get to read a whole book but only listen to one album? What kind of a crazy deathbed is this?

Soz, i meant to say you have 24 hours.You can read a book in 24 hours

1 person:my dad... i'd miss him, he's cool
1 record:Probably something by sonic yoof
last meal:mc doh
last words:I killed micheal jackson's monkey
Last book:find waldo