It's cold
 

I've been in my hotel room all day, it's freezing here
It's supposed to get colder tommorow too

I'm so bored, I could call some escorts up to my room and have them recreate 2girls1cup

does your hotel have heating??

chyeahduh

No way homie. I think im gonna pop a cap in my ass. Wassssuuuuupppp

:p
that's not very smart

why are you talking to yrself?? :confused:

i'm not crumbs crunchy delight

Or am I?

oh shit



I'm really glad that I'm friends with the ninja turtles. They keep the mousers away. for free. maybe throw 'em a slice of pizza pie now and again you know? to regenerate their hps.

has everyone taken acid?

fool me once, shame on me.

I have no shame, crumbwonderdrugdelight.

not since the last time.

not tonight, but that would be a laugh!

don't be a pussy, bro. it's not cold, it's just brisk. nice and crisp. it's envigorating, homie.

are you in chicago?

while it is true that i am in florida right now, where it is a mild 58 and raining... i grew up in north jersey and enjoy winters in the mountains in connecticut... this new years it was in the teens with two foot snow... awesome for sledding... we built a 6 foot snow man with a carrot for a nose and rolled a 4 foot snowball down the mountain to see if it would get bigger.

it's snowing up a shitstorm in OKC.

I hate the fucking snow. I'm a tropical person.

i need a drinking buddy right now

sucks to your asthmar.


hey, why doesnt texas go off into gulf???






















because oklahoma sucks so much

are there tornados in the forcast?

praise the lard and pass the albuterol!

and gee...NEVER heard that one before.


PS: I was texan before you were a sparkle in yr uncle's eye.

hey, it doesn't suck as bad new mexico, so don't feel bad

paula abdul looks good tonight

i know i'm going to regret saying this later, but i'd totally pee in her butt

in her

word.

already

still cold.

25 degrees, light snow, windy as fuck

that'll keep ya warm

mmmm

i want that on my... lap.

thighs are great too

getting warmer by the second

...and warmer