do bitches like hairless men?
 

you like this hairless near-woman?



or this manly man who spreads his seed and has enough testosterone for himself and his partner?

everything in moderation, i like something in between those too.

when it comes to the hair on your head i like it as crazy as possible. Think Wayne Coyne circa 1994.

Hmm. Some things I've been thinking lately: I've decided that your concomitance is relentlessly successful through diagrammatic schemata, sexualizing syntatically/synthesizing synapses excellently, deliquent analogous metaphors. Desparate effete negation of societal values, fecundate with orifice perspective. Protein pastiche parasite, past revolt past plight relegated and forgotten: past lives. I passed time by picking together your passed lies. Remember the reprobates? Tribute to recripocals? Ransacked and/or racketeered tomb? Novelty narcissist? Putrid philanthropist? Politicians take the credit. Carcinogens and waste of breath. Bureaucrat. Everything I lack is a waste of breath. Little did they know of my paste lapse, the past is in my lap, the past imprisons my laugh. Ambivalent smugness of unavowed totalitarianism, foundering in disproportionate exasperation. Don't even achieve the irrelevant honesty of hysteria: enter an uneasy somnolence counterpointed by the infantile exposure of fragmentary genitalia. I'm glad we're all secretly deaf.

I don't know about hairless men, but bitches LOVE being called bitches!

HAY GURLS I R SEXI NAU?

you should make some changes to the american language, like abolishing the word women.

awww! look at that cute lil' foreskin!

are you crazy?

I want to be re-elected!

i know

pshaw... re-election is for pussies. real men seize power with their one eyebrow.

Sean Connery has a lot of hair except at the right place.

what about hairy bush on the ladies?

hOLY SHIT


sean connery looks FUCKING MANLY.

FTW.

because he is! you ever see those old James Bond flicks? you know how much seed he spread back in the 50s/60s? A lot. thats all I know. Sean Connery wears no rubber for no bitches.

zardoz is a really good/crazy movie, btw.

made my day.

time to inject some more steeze into this thread.



I want to be him.

i like men to look like men.

check out this studly bastard!

sean connery still looks like he could kick yr ass and then fuck yr girlfriend and barely even break a sweat

exactly. he needs to open up a school or something. I'd apply immediately

step 1)



step 2)

gah! what's step 1?

fucking image rights!

i present the connery method in 3 easy steps:

step 1)

 

step 2)

 

step 3)



repeat as often as necessary.

thanks... the pic wasnt showing up for me.

i now know what i must do

why the hell am i finding this thing cute? they fucking secrete oils! i would have grease spots all over my nice furniture if i had one of those. or make it wear a hat and sweater and booties.

anyway regarding men, NO i do not like chest hair, hair belongs nowhere except on your head, possibly your face, your crotch, armpits, and your legs if you're a dude. however i don't like stereotypical hairless muscular oiled up he-man-esque chests, i like pasty emaciated hairless chests.

mine too
CUUUUTE

that thing scares me

its so fucking cute though
but it is really weird looking

its weird, when i first saw it, i thought it was weird but cute....but the more i look at it, the more i think that i wouldnt be able to go to sleep knowing that thing would have access to my throat...

maybe if i locked it out of my room while i slept...

yes, bitches seem to like hairless men. I cannot exactly figure out why tho.

Oiled and buffed and waxed guys make me want to be sick. I guess I dont understand why you're spending that much time on yourself, unless you're gay.

haha!

apparently I somehow subscribed to this thread.

That is such a lie.

Awww. What a cutie.

Wait for it..

wait...

wait...

...


OKAY!:

How could they not.

yeaaahahaaaa


porky that was an excellent example
that man is the total opposite of attractive (on the beach)
he has a fucking moustache for christs sake!

Guinness World Record's sexiest man