Crack-cocaine: What's good?
 

Any of y'all ever smoke cheeze?

i just breaks off cheddar, never smoke it.

ladies and gentlecreatures, I bring you.....the death of crypto's bank account!

[cue spooky music]

i'm yoking

so was I. I really don't break that much cheddar at all.

Crypto, please keep in mind that many young people read these threads. Many of them probably even look up to you to set the example.

he's right. we do.

i'm so high on crack right now

my lungs hurt

I know I do.

No, you're not.

The only crack I like is wet, warm and welcomig.

Yowser!!!

yesterday i asked my mom for money.
next week i am going to new york.

want to put some money on it???

Please don't.

No. I don't have any money. I spent it all on crack. But I will call your bluff on it. Crack is the poor man's cocaine. You ain't no poor man. You wouldn't stoop to such inferior product.

I will say this. If any of you all are high or even drunk and you choose to spend--no, make that waste--your feel-good time in here... well, you're more to be pitied than scorned.

That's all I have to say about it. Yes, sir.

I don't remember saying this.

it must be all the crack.

deletd for internet stupidity

I'm not saying the friends I've made in Columbia are tee-totalers or anything like that, but the other day I shook hands with one of them... and the whole right side of my body sobered up.

(rim shot)

You've been posting about crack rock here and there lately.

I hope you realize that ready access + virtually unlimited funds = one soon to be dead or otherwise seriously fucked crypto.

Don't let the shooter become a Richard Pryor-esque extention of your arm or anything.

Enjoy yourself (I don't mean to be a lecturer), but take it easy there.

llelloooooooooo
crack is wack

that would be the correct spelling for all you fucking hipster tools reading this

and to answer your question,
hell to the no.

I am a lecturer. Get fucked up and die. Really. Crack it up. Meth may be a touch faster, if you are looking for results, like, now.

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whoever chopped up that blow did a fucking shitty job

...Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Shaffer!

paul lemme get some music for that
hahahaa

You want to know what's a really rubbish drug that makes you feel ABSOLUTELY AMAZING for about 20 minutes and then LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT for a week or so? Crack, that's what.

Do it you must, but do it once and realise why it's so cheap.

Kids - don't do it all.

Now, who'd like to start a thread where I can espouse my theories on why speed is a better drug than weed?

i got that white girl, girl girl, white girl, girl girl, white girl, I got that white girl..

oooh i throw tha yola in tha pot let it simmer n bave
add a lil bakin soda make it foam like after shave
i like to serve my dope wet cuz it weigh a hella lot more
u can smell the residue n the fumes from next do'
turf superstar, microwaves n pickle jars
potrtable digital scales, custom painted muscle cars
pimpin where the razor blade? use a saftey pin
what they goin fo'? nigga wutchu trynna spend?
when its a drought, i jus sit on my dope n wait
for the prices to sky rocket and rise like real estate
i got dat icecream, that candy, that girl, that white white white
my christler charger 2006 hemi tight tight tight
im a d-boi i thought u knew
jus like every other mother fucker in my crew
bundle in the bushes, chop her up in the tree
Ak will light up ur chest like ET

wow.

I think Glice just admitted that he smokes crack.

go get 'em, tiger?

I would never smoke crack.

iv smoked crack a few times before

I did smoke it once and it was a good feeling. Never again.

Was it in the 80's darling?

Well done, man, your post is the equivalent of the effects of crack on the body. Fitting, innit?

Nope, it was a few years ago, darling.

Ok, I see you are an original by doing something that was already done with, and you still went for it.

I'm not entirely sure of what you mean.

Sorry I am lacking sleep, I am writing an essay. My thoughts are all dribble. My apologies to you sir, for reading a tedious post.

Right, if you are being serious, this becomes a seriously shit post, crypto.

etttzzzz ok luv

God I can't wait for college to be over.