Idiots Who Believe there are Men on Mars...
 

http://www.11alive.com/news/article_...8&provider=top

Judging by the figure's pose, it is obviously Bigfoot. Bigfoot is on Mars.

Not doubt he's there to foil the uber secret Illuminati base there.

The Illuminati are stationed on Jupiter.

That's what they want you to think.

I had a dream that I was on a moon of Saturn or Jupiter and I could see all the other moons, but they were too far off to be seen like the moon, instead they were like very very very very bright stars of different colors.

The moon had a black sky but it was light out. It was a desert planet with space egyptian ruins. I put together two pieces of some sort of jigsaw thing and it started this odd cataclysm with this big monster, and some sort of angry female deity.

There was a shopping plaza and a mideastern style and people were frightened and panic driven and trying to get out.

Also there were synthesized biomonsters.

I had a dream the moon was made of cottage cheese.

You would think that if the moon was covered in cottage cheese, it would be like a frozen ocean. All the solid curds would become a very dense cheese in the middle, and the whey would freeze on top due to the coldness.

It would also be cracked from tidal forces exhibited on it by the earth.

its heath ledger!

No, he is a gay supporter, he has no entrance to heaven.

wensyldale?

No, Gumby.

your Moon needs Monistat

It's a rock.

yep. it is so obvioulsy a rock.

It's not a man, it's a girl, and she is a rock star.;)

Sort of looks like some cosmic turd.

Haha. These guys keep the world from sanding still.

it actually is an alien
i went there and looked
but he is really rude
i tried to tell him to wave to the camera and he told me to fuck off and cut my hair

apparently tehy have egipcians there too.

anti-semite

MARTIANS BUILD TWO IMMENSE CANALS IN TWO YEARS; Vast Engineering Works Accomplished in an Incredibly Short Time by Our Planetary Neighbors -Wonders of the September Sky.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9D04E2DE163CE633A25754C2A96E9C94 6096D6CF

^^

Read that and then do a google search with "site:nytimes.com mars canals" for a whole rake of further reading.

Then listen to Orson Welles radio broadcast of War of the Worlds. It makes peoples panic at the time of broadcast a little more understandable.

http://sounds.mercurytheatre.info/mercury/381030.mp3

I think that by whatever means, this notion of life on mars has stuck in our collective conscience over the years... and some people take it to a rediculous extreme, seeing "evidence" of life in rock formations.