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ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 12:37 AM

Are You good at Sex
 
I am sure there will be lots of posts about how awesome people are
but it would be interesting if people posted honest answer but what ever

"i havnt fucked yet so im not sure" . look i said it for people that were going to say that so no need to say it.

Me, i think im shit at sex.

✌➬ 01.29.2008 12:38 AM

I'm awesome, I have a trail that can attest to it.

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 12:41 AM

when i say sex i just mean cock in vagina/ass

doesnt include oral or hands

✌➬ 01.29.2008 12:42 AM

That is what I mean, pssh. Oral, ha, who considers that sex anymore.

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 01:06 AM

I do.
Because I'm that good.
There I said it.

!@#$%! 01.29.2008 01:07 AM

im awesome.

now go away.

✌➬ 01.29.2008 01:07 AM

You want to test it out flop?

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 01:07 AM

haha
hmm
i was good for a while, now iv just gone shit
im good at going down and using my hands

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬
You want to test it out flop?


Oh yeah?

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha
hmm
i was good for a while, now iv just gone shit
im good at going down and using my hands


I've think I've become lazier, to be honest.

✌➬ 01.29.2008 01:09 AM

Of course, come to the valley. We can test it out in a park.

!@#$%! 01.29.2008 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie
I've think I've become lazier, to be honest.


oh... someone needs a spanking

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 01:10 AM

This thread is about to get WILD.

✌➬ 01.29.2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha
hmm
i was good for a while, now iv just gone shit
im good at going down and using my hands


Everyone is good with their hands, we all learned that as a teen.

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 01:10 AM

Too late!

!@#$%! 01.29.2008 01:12 AM

there are hands & hands

i have a huge middle finger


 


gspot finder

enjoy

good night

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 01:12 AM

yeh being lazy doesnt help
i use to be able to last longer too, but now i just wanna spaz after fuck all time, which is why i prefer going down and using my hands because they are pretty much garenteed to be happy with it in the end

✌➬ 01.29.2008 01:14 AM

Jeezus, sex is great. After the first time we go for a second time, then a third, then a fourth. Then if is two in the morning fall asleep. My only problem is the bed squeaks too much, I think we are loud. That is my only problem.

Cantankerous 01.29.2008 01:47 AM

dont ask me
ask the lazy bastard sleeping on the couch

i'm freezing my ass off
i think i'll join him in a bit.

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 01:49 AM

i cant imagine what your boyfriend looks like Erous

Cantankerous 01.29.2008 01:51 AM

why is that?

Tokolosh 01.29.2008 01:54 AM

I don't kiss-and-tell.

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
why is that?


you just come across as someone that wouldnt be interested in having a boyfriend and just doing your own thing

thats what i think anyway. What does he look like if i can ask?

Dead-Air 01.29.2008 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
when i say sex i just mean cock in vagina/ass

doesnt include oral or hands


This just might explain why you think you're shit at sex.

Cantankerous 01.29.2008 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
you just come across as someone that wouldnt be interested in having a boyfriend and just doing your own thing

thats what i think anyway. What does he look like if i can ask?

oh really, that's weird
i moved out of my mom's house to go live with him at his mom and dads when i quit school, which has actually been a long time, 3 years maybe?
tall (6'3"-6'4"), skinny, long-ish dark hair...basically like you'd probably expect

now if youll excuse me i'm headed off to steal all the blankets

Dead-Air 01.29.2008 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha
hmm
i was good for a while, now iv just gone shit
im good at going down and using my hands


O.k., so that basically blows my last post. But seriously, sex is a lot more than putting your cock in and moving or not moving it around. Mouth and hands are only part too. It seriously begins with the eyes. Which isn't to say somebody can't get all of the foreplay right and still suck (pun intended), but without it all the stamina in the world is worth zilch.

✌➬ 01.29.2008 02:04 AM

Does anyone close their eyes?

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 02:07 AM

oh i get the whole its gotta be more than just pumping to make it good sex

but i just i spaz to easly now, i am a meer stain of what i once was :P

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 02:17 AM

Well, there's only one solution to your problem.

I don't think I'll say it, and you'll probably tell me that you do that anyway.

flophousefloozie 01.29.2008 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
oh really, that's weird
i moved out of my mom's house to go live with him at his mom and dads when i quit school, which has actually been a long time, 3 years maybe?
tall (6'3"-6'4"), skinny, long-ish dark hair...basically like you'd probably expect

now if youll excuse me i'm headed off to steal all the blankets


Oh, and pics or he didn't happen....
Ha! I've wanted to use that for a while now.

ALIEN ANAL 01.29.2008 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie
Well, there's only one solution to your problem.

I don't think I'll say it, and you'll probably tell me that you do that anyway.


you must be speaking of ...MASTURBATION!!:eek:

yeh i use to crank a lot more then i do these days, i just cant be bothered anymore, same goes with sex, i really cant be botherd going through it all.
Usualy when iv satisfied my gf, she will want to do the same back but i just cuddle up to her and sleep, because i cant be bothered having to go through it all. I just have no sexual drive

atsonicpark 01.29.2008 05:34 AM

Hmm..

I always make sure she gets off first.. I'm energetic.. for her.. and I have a 7 inch penis. I'll do anything. I think I'm good... for her.

On the other hand, I don't really enjoy sex all that much. Intercourse, I mean.. blowjobs are okay.. I just find the actual act of SEX to be somewhat meh usually. So yeah.

_slavo_ 01.29.2008 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I always make sure she gets off first.. I'm energetic.. for her.. and I have a 7 inch penis. I'll do anything. I think I'm good... for her.



 

pao-lino 01.29.2008 06:11 AM

usually who says "I'm awesome" actually never is...
I never close my my eyes, it's right, watching your partner and yourself having sex, getting connected is probably the hottest thing, I guess like dead-air says.

are you loud? I'm not a screaming monkey, I don't like other people listen.
...pleasure chokes in throats.

!@#$%! 01.29.2008 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pao-lino
usually who says "I'm awesome" actually never is...
I never close my my eyes, it's right, watching your partner and yourself having sex, getting connected is probably the hottest thing, I guess like dead-air says.

are you loud? I'm not a screaming monkey, I don't like other people listen.
...pleasure chokes in throats.


ha

i said that

but you think i'm really gonna dicuss my sex life here?

in any case, im great in the sack. don't be jealous.

and my gspot finder is HUGE and THROBBING. see photo in thread.

good day.

pao-lino 01.29.2008 06:29 AM

gspot... who knows if it really exists...
I read once in a vanityfair/cosmopolitan "G spot is in the ears"...
bah... as if whispering I love you make them squirt.

Norma J 01.29.2008 08:58 AM

The most orgasms I've given a chick in one night is 7. I'm talking no time-outs - just fucking for hours. And I mean fucking, there was no love involved.

atsonicpark 01.29.2008 09:11 AM

hmm..

I'm pretty sure the g-spot exists..

I can usually get my girlfriend to squirt a lot, especially if we're doing it doggy style..

I always thought that g spot was that part about 6 inches into the vagina that felt like the end of your nose.. I always just stimulate it in a circle motion.. always seems to work.. ho hum.

There's an A Spot too you know.

batreleaser 01.29.2008 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Hmm..

I always make sure she gets off first.. I'm energetic.. for her.. and I have a 7 inch penis. I'll do anything. I think I'm good... for her.

On the other hand, I don't really enjoy sex all that much. Intercourse, I mean.. blowjobs are okay.. I just find the actual act of SEX to be somewhat meh usually. So yeah.



are you crazy? generally people that ive heard say that just really havvnt had a totally great fuck yet, and as for sex, im inconsistent, sometime if i get cock teased for a while ill buist the ol nut in a minute, but otherwise, yeah i can fuck i suppose.

atsonicpark 01.29.2008 09:49 AM

I've probably had sex a thousand times.

Boring...


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