How long have you known about your own impotence?
 

I exepect to get the truth and nothing but the truth.

In what sense? Philosophically, financially, or sexually?

If I'd say philosophically I'd be too cruel, if I'd say financially I'd be too kind, but if I say sexually it is only fair.

Yo yo yo! You knows I impotent!!

Fair? How so?

What's unfair about asking someone about their own impotence? By the way, my lovely, I so knew that you'd be jumping into my car the minute I'd start another one of these sexually transmitted threads. Do you want me to show you a good time, hmmmm, yeah?

See? I know what empowered creatures think and act like.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to afterthefact again.

Dude is becoming one of my fave posters

Yawn.

my boys can swim.

R UR BOYZ GUD AT TEH SEX 2?

each one of my spermz are a self-sufficient nano-constructor capable of creating an entirely new being with very little starting materials, a simple installment technique and only a basic viral code.

Do you always prey on impotent old men?

Only when they are high on viagra.

You slay me! ha ha.

Well, dammit, I'm uninspired today. I don't feel like working even though I have plenty to do. Might be time to make a pizza, pour a beer, and call it a day. There's always tomorrow.

I guess that makes we entrepreneurially impotent.

I'll join you for that beer, I've got nothing else going on...

That would be lovely. I'm lousy company presently, though. Red tape is holding up payments from my state gov't clients, and I'm in a "fuck it all" mood.

Cheers.

Think I'll take the doggies for a walk and wear off some of my frustration. Then hit the beer.

keep calling them.

Fine, I'll buy. I'm in need of a good brew right now.

I can't get an erection when I'm in a hot bath. But I think that is normal.

it can happen to anyone. if you're nervous, or full of farts, or have diarrhea, or are exhausted, or overly drunk (whiskey dick) it's just not going to go well. FACT.

oh yes children. it's not a big deal. the least you worry about it, the faster it goes away. but in the meantime be generous with your tongue.

Wait... are you talking about nihilism dude? Heavy.

No, I think the subject is erectile dysfunction. Close, but not the same.

???

i think whiskey dick is a better name.

I do, too. Good call.