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girlgun 01.30.2008 01:04 PM

place your bets!
 
how many times will my skirt blow up to expose my ass today? (it is brutally windy and I picked horrible attire for the occasion).

You must choose a number greater than 2 because the valet guys at the hospital have now seen my panties twice.

GO!

floatingslowly 01.30.2008 01:05 PM

thank gawd yr wearing panties!

my vote: 42

girlgun 01.30.2008 01:07 PM

err make that greater than 3 :(

pantophobia 01.30.2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
err make that greater than 3 :(


how in 3 minutes did that happen? are you outside while on the computer?

girlgun 01.30.2008 01:13 PM

Fucking 4! I'm gonna have to go home.

girlgun 01.30.2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
how in 3 minutes did that happen? are you outside while on the computer?

iPhone. My job requires that I go in and out of buildings all day.

Rob Instigator 01.30.2008 01:15 PM

oh the lucky few with sweet glimpses

 

ChocolateJesus 01.30.2008 01:17 PM

are you saying you don't like for this to happen? 17 times. It is windy.

girlgun 01.30.2008 01:19 PM

Do not want! Humiliating!

floatingslowly 01.30.2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
Fucking 4! I'm gonna have to go home.


no, you will stay outside until it happens 38 more times so I can win this fucking game. :mad:

girlgun 01.30.2008 01:24 PM

no way! This is with me trying to hold it down!

I have to get gas soon. Wah.

Rob Instigator 01.30.2008 01:25 PM

take a pic of people's reactions with yr iphone

ChocolateJesus 01.30.2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
take a pic of people's reactions with yr iphone


take a pic of your own reaction to your exposure.

floatingslowly 01.30.2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus
take a pic of your own reaction to your exposure.


Rob's exposing himself again?

tsk tsk.

girlgun 01.30.2008 01:29 PM

I have no free hands! Takes both hands to hold it down! Floating saw my struggle first hand!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 01.30.2008 01:30 PM

I bet 31 times. Seems like a nice prime number.

Rob Instigator 01.30.2008 01:30 PM

I will switch my guess to 17

floatingslowly 01.30.2008 01:31 PM

just to be fair, I'm going to show my peen to some people here at work.

!@#$%! 01.30.2008 01:33 PM

watch out for pointy winds

Savage Clone 01.30.2008 01:33 PM

Screw peoples' reactions; just photograph the actual event.

!@#$%! 01.30.2008 01:35 PM

shoe cameras preferred

 

girlgun 01.30.2008 02:02 PM

7!!!!

Savage Clone 01.30.2008 02:03 PM

Oklahoma is now 7 times more awesome.

!@#$%! 01.30.2008 02:03 PM

what are the chances of a small tornado, you know, getting past fresh?

girlgun 01.30.2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Oklahoma is now 7 times more awesome.

considering it was 100% awesome to start with... Now we are 700% awesome!!

Savage Clone 01.30.2008 02:10 PM

That new job you applied for is with the OK Bureau of Tourism isn't it?

floatingslowly 01.30.2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
just to be fair, I'm going to show my peen to some people here at work.


I was just told:

Quote:

that's because yr weenie is wet.

:(

!@#$%! 01.30.2008 02:19 PM

well time for me to get driving in the middle of a blizzard

maybe i'll catch your panties as they cross America.

any distinguishing marks?

girlgun 01.30.2008 02:25 PM

Jesus fucking Christ. I just got gas. I am at 12. And a big fuck you to the guy who pulled up behind me.

girlgun 01.30.2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
ugh, flashin asses and gas dont go too well together, ussually.

I know! And my gas cap blew off so I had to bend over to get it and try to hold down my skirt.

nicfit 01.30.2008 02:43 PM

use a thick rubber band/some string to keep the skirt thight around your knees.
you'll have to deal with sm hintings, but your buttocks will have some privacy.

tesla69 01.30.2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
how many times will my skirt blow up to expose my ass today? (it is brutally windy and I picked horrible attire for the occasion).

You must choose a number greater than 2 because the valet guys at the hospital have now seen my panties twice.

GO!


You must live in a progressive area, men don't usually wear pants.

girlgun 01.30.2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
ughhhhhhhhh.

:)

nah, seriously though, i HATE FUCKING GAS STATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only time i dont mind going to 'em is when i need smokes, other than that i hate em.

i ride around sometimes on "e" even when i got $$$ just to avoid going to 'em.

haha...sometimes i think my truck depends on me needing to smoke.


Haha thank fuck for smokes!

Nicfit... That would be a hot look for sure! Someone suggested I hang weights on my skirt, but I feel certain they'd just fly up and knock me out.

floatingslowly 01.30.2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
use a thick rubber band/some string to keep the skirt thight around your knees.
you'll have to deal with sm hintings, but your buttocks will have some privacy.


yr a little too knowledgeable on this subject, methinks.

Savage Clone 01.30.2008 03:12 PM

One can really never be too knowlegeable on the subject of rubber clothing.

sonicl 01.30.2008 03:16 PM

I can't believe no-one else has already asked this:

What colour panties are you wearing?

girlgun 01.30.2008 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
I can't believe no-one else has already asked this:

What colour panties are you wearing?

Black bikinis.

sonicl 01.30.2008 03:25 PM

And how long have you been wearing them?

nicfit 01.30.2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
yr a little too knowledgeable on this subject, methinks.

I've always had girls who liked to wear skirts.
I've learned tricks.
Some are funnier than others.

girlgun 01.30.2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
And how long have you been wearing them?

since this morning...fresh out of the dryer!


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