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Ever try out something sexually kinky and just end up laughing?
A few years ago I let a girlfriend of mine whip me and I just couldn't stop laughing. It hurt a little bit, but I don't know, it just made me laugh. It really disturbed her that I was laughing.
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No, and I don't talk to myself either.
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when one of my ex's was talking dirty to me i started to laugh. she then hit me and threw me on the couch.
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Did you hit her back?
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You don't talk to yourself? Don't you find yourself interesting? |
One bad habit is enough.
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now i was still laughing and then i fell asleep. |
that's always my reaction when somebody hits me.
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I'm endlessly fascinating to my selves. |
yay
time for a ben gay rub yet? |
Ben Gay?
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny and potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer, and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength," and says, "here, if you take these you'll go wild for twelve hours!" The guy responds, "Great! Gimme three boxes!" The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, approaches the pharmacist, and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror at man's black and blue member. The man says, "I'm gonna need some Ben Gay cream." The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on THAT are you?" "Nope, it's for my arms ... the girls didn't show up." |
HA HA.
no seriously, do you have any werther's originals? my mouth is really dry. |
the answer is yes, and that is all.
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hahaha yes. I love those moments. And I love seeing the expressions on their faces when you start laughing too.
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Haven't gotten there yet.
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i'll just say i'm ticklish.
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Me too, I am the most ticklish guy ever. No one can ever touch my on my whole left side, also my back. |
yeah i suppose
what strikes me though is that people are so serious about sex and whatnot. i mean, come on. it's supposed to be fun. what a great moment it is when you both burst out laughing. enjoy it, no point in getting embarassed. |
my sides right above my waste (the love handle area) are really really super ticklish, especially the closer you get to my legs and my crotch
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True, I always make some comments that make both of us laugh. I always use the word rape, when I am tired. |
i never refrained from laughing.
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laughter is excellent in any situation
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one time these girls in my class spent an hour and a half nursing a bird that had flown into a window. it was stunned, but otherwise fine. they were getting all attached to it and everything. when it looked energetic enough to fly away on it's own, they released it. it got about 4 feet away when a huge hawk swooped down and snatched it up. i laughed. they hated me.
not kinky. |
HAHAHA.
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Bye-bye birdy. HaHa!
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I didn't laugh, but I did feel stupid one of the times we did the roleplay of a teacher/student thing.. when she was screaming "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING A+, MY NAUGHTY FUCKING TEACHER!" I was like "hmm.."
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FUCKING LOL!!! |
There is this little dangly thing near the top of their slit. Rub that for a little bit and it will get stiff.
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^that diagram made me think; can a cock be inserted into to the urethra?
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no, nor should it.
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women's urethra's are less than one inch long on average, so you would actually, if it could be done or if you had a thin pencil dick, would be entering her Bladder
YUCKO |
"My ears are burning!"
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people should do this and make a shock site. |
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