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EyeballGrowth 02.02.2008 02:24 PM

worst hairdo's ever
 
the 3 worst in my book are

Cornrows
 
on black or white people. Come on, it's horrible looking

Frosted hair
 
or even worse, frosted SPIKED hair.

and the Mullet
 
speaks for itself

EyeballGrowth 02.02.2008 02:25 PM

if I had to add one more I'd say Emo hair

 


If someone punched this guy, he'd know why.

king_buzzo 02.02.2008 06:24 PM

frosted hair fucking sucks. most dutch people have it. theyre addicted to hair wax. makes me wanna puke.

the ikara cult 02.02.2008 06:31 PM

 


seamless

_slavo_ 02.02.2008 06:55 PM

Emo hair is the worst type of hairstyle ever to be worn in the history of mankind. Fortunately it's not that big of a fashion in my country (and hopefully it never be like that).

Danny Himself 02.02.2008 07:05 PM

 


This smarmy twat (far right) who's been playing organ and piano for Cat Power has been doing my head in to no end. There is just no need for that hair.

I wish Chan would go back to solo work like Moon Pix instead of prancing about trying to make her voice sound as breathless as possible. Then Judah Bauer could be returned to Jon Spencer and I'd be happy again.

Norma J 02.02.2008 07:09 PM

I'm seeing Cat Power... next month I think it is.

My girlfriend showed me some live stuff of her yesterday and I like the sound of her Delta Blues Band ensemble, but yes, that guy did get a few comments from me. I think he's a tad Keith Richards inspired, just without Keith's charisma.

_slavo_ 02.02.2008 07:11 PM

She's still the most beautiful woman on the planet, though.

Cantankerous 02.02.2008 07:20 PM

the scene girl haircut:

 

 

 



i'm telling you, they ALL have this fucking haircut and all of the wet-n-wild (read: extremely cheap, garish clown whore makeup available in your local walgreens) makeup ever made on their faces.

Savage Clone 02.02.2008 07:21 PM

 

_slavo_ 02.02.2008 07:22 PM

what's the difference between emo and scene anyway?

Cantankerous 02.02.2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
 

i was two seconds away from that one

flock of seagulls.

Cantankerous 02.02.2008 07:30 PM

that was fucking uncalled for! i would never ever visit you guys if my hair required so much styling. it requires none, because i don't give a rat's ass. nor would you ever catch me dead with fucking jelly bracelets on. that's clone's game (or so it would appear)

Danny Himself 02.02.2008 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
I'm seeing Cat Power... next month I think it is.

My girlfriend showed me some live stuff of her yesterday and I like the sound of her Delta Blues Band ensemble, but yes, that guy did get a few comments from me. I think he's a tad Keith Richards inspired, just without Keith's charisma.


The band is alright, I mean it's Judah Bauer and Tim White.. they can't really do any wrong. I'm just bored by her latest work. Anybody could do it. No wonder she was upstaged by Feist on Later... with Jools Holland last night.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights 02.02.2008 07:37 PM

white dudes/dudettes with dreads
 

flophousefloozie 02.02.2008 07:38 PM

I find that men's hair styled in any way at all is unattractive.

Toilet & Bowels 02.02.2008 07:39 PM

if only i had a photo of the time i shaved my head except for my fringe which i dyed pink.

Savage Clone 02.02.2008 07:40 PM

I never had a jelly bracelet in my life. You know, for the record.
I did, however, walk around looking like this.
 

Cantankerous 02.02.2008 07:43 PM

see roger waters in my signature?
that's what i'm doing right now.

_slavo_ 02.02.2008 07:45 PM

VERY bad hairdos

 

Savage Clone 02.02.2008 07:46 PM

The way skinheads look is the best thing about them.

_slavo_ 02.02.2008 07:47 PM

there's a difference between a skinhead and a skinhead

pantophobia 02.02.2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
the scene girl haircut:



 




so this is a new one this "scene", i am out of the loop, is it to look like they are an anime charater or they want to look like barely legal pornstars?

pantophobia 02.02.2008 07:56 PM

the steven wright on women

 
 


it could have been a unique turn in fashion, but alas she chicken out and went the safe sinead route

EyeballGrowth 02.02.2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
so this is a new one this "scene", i am out of the loop, is it to look like they are an anime charater or they want to look like barely legal pornstars?


Yes, it is because they want to look like anime characters. Because they " totally " identify with them

flophousefloozie 02.02.2008 08:17 PM

I don't agree with the dreads comment.

My friend has dreads but he didn't put them in himself. He just stopped combing his hair, and it happened.

It's quite annoying when other "dreaders" ask him how long he's had HIS dreads for. It's becoming so bothersome that he's considering cutting them off.

Savage Clone 02.02.2008 08:19 PM

I view my dread phase as by far my worst, most embarrassing/incriminating hairdo phase ever.

davenotdead 02.02.2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
 




ahahahaha.... i met this guy after the CP show in october... his hair is grotesque... nice guy though... he was telling my brother and i where the band was going to hang out [it was some bar that was 21+ and he was telling my 19 yo brother... i think he just thought my brother was cool...he also asked if my brother did all the artwork because there was apparently some poster contest from the local art school and he asked if my brother was 'the' artist, and then these very unhip kids behind us spoke up that they were and he looked disappointed]

pantophobia 02.02.2008 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
I view my dread phase as by far my worst, most embarrassing/incriminating hairdo phase ever.



that is really saying something isn't it?

Savage Clone 02.02.2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pantophobia
that is really saying something isn't it?



And sadder still, NO CONTEST. I mean, for the love of god.
 

the ikara cult 02.02.2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
white dudes/dudettes with dreads

 


White Boy Dreads are a terrible idea in all cases
Im open to White Girl Dreads on a case by case basis

cryptowonderdruginvogue 02.02.2008 09:42 PM

you guys are haters

krastian 02.02.2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
garish clown whore makeup

Ha ha ha ha....the pigs won't let me rep you for that one.

✌➬ 02.02.2008 09:53 PM

<---- This Guy.

ZEROpumpkins 02.02.2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself
 


This smarmy twat (far right) who's been playing organ and piano for Cat Power has been doing my head in to no end. There is just no need for that hair.

I wish Chan would go back to solo work like Moon Pix instead of prancing about trying to make her voice sound as breathless as possible. Then Judah Bauer could be returned to Jon Spencer and I'd be happy again.

Holy shit, she looks so much like screamingskull!!!

Anyway, worst hair are like Australian Lad haircuts, like a mullet with a rat tail. Awful.

Cantankerous 02.03.2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian
Ha ha ha ha....the pigs won't let me rep you for that one.

ha
seriously though, they spackle that shit on

ni'k 02.03.2008 06:13 AM

"the hen" this is a northern irish speciality. it comes about when some woman hits 35 and reads the daily mail too much and gets wrinkled and walks around with this pissed off smirky look and cuts their hair short so with their rotund bellies stretching against the marks and spencers elastic, pointy noses and spikish short hair they look like a hen

ni'k 02.03.2008 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
the scene girl haircut:


 






what a stupid fucking bitch.

at least when all us alternateens did it people could just say "oh they'll grow out of it" if we looked awful, but at least half of us pulled it off. but look at these fucking emos today. give me 90's alterna girl or goth anyday over these fucking emos.

Cantankerous 02.03.2008 08:19 AM

i don't really gave a set image of a 90s alternative girl in my mind
maybe girls with pink hair and nose rings and ripped jeans? that could be a lot of things though.
i myself am quite accomplished in the respect that i absolutely do not fit into any stereotype.

su x* 02.03.2008 08:41 AM

scene girl = stupid bitch haircut

but i have seen at lease a few that looked 'good' IN it

emo hair - putting effort into becoming the person people will want to bash


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