The morning boner in the butt
 

This question can be answered by anyone who experiences this

Do you men/women find it annoying when your spooner behind you has a boner in the morning and its poking you in the butt?

whats the general thought on this?

i don't know

ARE YOU HURT?

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if it's you getting the complaints, there's a matter of angle-- you can get your sausage between some hot buns, but without causing sorrow on your poor victim.



see? no poking there.

looks a bit red for there to have not been any poking

^^^ i think the lube helps.

My wife knows exactly what you mean. I don't think she minds much.

haha im glad someone responded with knowing what i was talking about
i often wonder what the women thinks when she can feel something poking her and moving around near her butt

She tends to squirm if it actually gets near the butt hole, but I think she kind of likes it otherwise.

i did, tit. but you missed my point.

take 2 a day. coronary heart disease is not all they are good for

...and thanks for the visuals

You want my point of view or his point of view?

well if your a gay, then you have both
so both

<------ This is the look we both have.

Hmm..

My girlfriend and I don't live together, so I very rarely get to wake up next to her (her parents are really "religious" people so it's not like we can stay over at each other's houses either)... but we have stayed at some hotels and she has slept at my house before so I can answer this.

I NEVER wake up with morning wood...

Unless she's next to me...

So, sure, she wakes up with my dick rubbing against her.. no biggy.. except one time, in the middle of the night, I woke up and she was kinda rubbing it against her underweared clit (I was facing her instead of us spooning). That was hot. It didn't lead to anything, but.. she has no complaints about my morning boner I think..

Has anyone woken up their lover at four in the morning for sex?

pfffffft

come on dude

WHO HASN'T?

even nuns do it

Have you ever done anything in the Movie Theater?

what is this? teenage confessions?

gimme a break. the only possible answer to that is "none of your goddamm business". right?

In the internet?

this thread has turned very men on films

i haven't experienced that....

anyhoo, love the new sig, crypto.

Crypto your sig made me laugh so hard.

thanks doods

um, no i don't really care. if it were to become problematic...well it's a problem with an easy solution. so there you have it.

haha, he aint poking you in the butthole kegamama
just the butt it self

haha why does one want to kick someones ass
whats someones ass got to do with it
why the spot we poo from, do we say we want to kick

Have you ever given a painful shit?

whats that got to do with it

if i fall asleep while spooning somone i usually wake up not spooning them. i tend to move around somewhat while sleeping.

oh yeh, that happens, but when u slightly wake up you roll over and spoon them a bit more an then your both slightly awake, and you have a boner wiggling around rubbing against her behind

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

*canned laughter*

*turns over in slight embarrassment*




I don't know. Never happened to me. I'm a mover and I rarely get close. Also few morning wood, as far as I can remember.

well i usually have a boner because i have to pee really bad so when i wake up with a boner i usually go straight to the bathroom and then come back and spoon her.

Whenever I tried to spoon he pushes me away, mostly because I move all around in bed.

i sleep in a sprawl of sorts anyway so this question is actually kind of irrelevant.

don;t you LIVE in a sprawl of sorts?

i suppose you might say that.