I'm going to jail.
 

I don't know for how long yet but I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail this week.





Gaaaaaay.

for what?

Surely you jest.

Uh usually when you get arrested they book you immediately. are you planning on being arrested?

lol. n00b.

pardon, you must have a court date on which you will be sentenced for some heinous crime you've committed, most likely involving illicit substance. correct?
(ps that last post was by far the dumbest thing i've said all day. i've felt really, really out of it and logic has completely escaped me for the last few days and i don't know why.)

in any case, sorry about that, although i guess since you're a minor you'll be going to juvenile hall, which is apparently cake compared to grown up jail.

that sucks but you must have done something and its none of our business to ask! good luck with it and catch u on the other side of incarceration..... do they have a broadband setup there in yr cell, maybe even a wireless laptop connection? just a thought!

Oh well. If you commit the crime you gotta be prepared to serve the time.

i kinda hope you do go to jail
just so i was wrong in thinking you are overreacting to seem bad ass

i've heard that in prison it's absolutely de rigeur to fashion one's toothbrush into a "shank"

On the bright side, a lot of jails have internet in libraries (with restricted access of course). You could post on here! From jail!

Seriously though, good luck.

You do the crime, you do the time.

Lucky for you, America's prisons are better than they have ever been. Soap was discontinued in 2003, so there's no danger of the old "dropped the soap" incident anymore. Now we have a guard shooting shower gel in 3-second bursts out of a hosepipe through a hole in the wall. It's best to catch it in your mouth.

I'd wish you good luck, but you're still a criminal..

what the fuck happened?


die motherfucker

yeah, whaddya get busted fer?



good luck and all.

bring smokes or plan on being a bitch.

I doubt yr tough enough to make yr own bitch.

but look on the bright side....at least you have experience!

good luck dude, hope you get through this fast and as safe as one can do.


by the looks of your stoned nonsense posts, you're too bound to end up in jail soon. don't know how is it in kangaroo land for dumbass stoners.

no he won't. australia is a nation of dumbass stoners.
english convicts ftw.

Take care, hopefully you don't get passed around. I doubt it.

ahh true, escaped my mind for a second there.

Posession of a controlled substance for 1.6 grams of cocaine. My court date is on Wednesday. I'm being tried as an adult.

i figured.
they'll probably
a) fine you
b) send you to rehab

i would advise you to quit doing blow. smoke weed.

oh man...

just because it isn't meth it doesn't mean it isn't shit. it is shit and it will damage you.

i come from the land of coca, i should *cough* know.

besides, why would you wanna anesthetize your schlong?

anyway, what happened to your rehab?

fuckit man... i hope you get a good lawyer & do some treatment.

this is fucked. sorry.

Eh. I don't know. Rehab never works for me for very long. Treatment is gay, though. I'd rather go to jail. Ha.

fucker, don't say stupid shit like that. jail is not a joke. maybe you're vaccinating yourself against the possibility of doing time, but i'd rather you fight this one and do something with your fucking life other that get shanked in prison. really.

rehab/treatment works for some and not for others, although i don't suggest approaching it bitterly.

do you have a lawyer?

what are the sentencing guidelines?

Jail is boring as fuck. I was there for 10 days once and became the cell block C chess champ, with a jail made set constructed of paper. I wagered my lunch against anyone who could beat me. I lost once.

I also had two inch long thorns in my left foot the whole time, which cramped my walking in cirlces round the block routine.

is what still true, that you're sentenced more severely for crack than you would be for the same amt. of powder cocaine? yeah i think so.

they just changed the rules

good to know for the next time i have crack on me :rolleyes:

get a lawyer

you going to the black lips at the bowery?

hey crypto, back from your trip? or posting from a remote location?

anyway yeah you tell him-- GET A LAWYER.

throwing the towel in advance is HRONGGG

no, i actually didn't leave town
i had an exam wed i forgot about
did you get my last pm???

yeah, but i thought you'd be gone!

lemme post you a reply now that i know you're around

have you got aids yet or what?

I hear they make people listen to Pearl Jam in jail now--enjoy! Seriously, get a lawyer and stay out of the can. I highly doubt that you'd actually go to jail...

true, all true.

no i don't like them