I'm exhausted.
 

Sex is such a workout.

especially in prison

For real. Tyrone makes me do crazy things in the bunk.

does he make you wear lipstick and call him daddy?

you know, there are people who are actually sitting in jail right now, and they would not appreciate you comparing their situatons with those of hayden's only slightly more then rhetorical dilemma. after all, every man should be prepared to go to jail at least once, if is part of American culture.

No one has to make me do that.

at least you admit it
why the fuck ain't you in jail?

Those people lost their right to appreciate shit. They shouldn't have done some dumb ass illegal activity.

I got probation instead! Woo. I've got 30 days if I fail any of my drug tests and don't have my community service done in time. My public defender did a really good job of making me sound like a good kid with a coke problem.

I TOLD YOU.
they don't put little bitches like you in prison.

with one of these you'll be able to make yrself loads of useful items:


suggested uses:

* toothbrush-shank grip
* toilet-bowl-wine stirring tool
* break-out-hole scraper
* bunk-mate signaling device
* toothpick

I hope this helps.

I could've just told them I was full of diseases and love unprotected anal sex and that I'd infect the whole unit.

ahh rats, you got off.

I guess you won't be needing that multitool I got you.

:(

you are bastardly ignorant of the real life that some people have to live in this country, and so if they do ever put you in jail, you might actually get to meet some real people who live in a life of real problems that are not always so simplistically cut and dry as you have interpreted them. in other words, jesus man get a little empathy instead of arrogance, it will go alot further for you.

oh, I'm sorry. I thought this thread was about Hayden's misadventures and not the plight of wrongly accused minorities.

my bad.

You're a complete idiot. People who commit crimes deserve to go to jail. This is being said by a CRIMINAL. Fuck off, hippie stoner bastard.

that's what you are, asshole. now you goint to treatment or what?

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and congratulations.

Congratulations. Now where is the party?

damn. that's a really nice gift.

it even comes dirty and pre-deformed from repeated bending into various shapes.

you don't want to hear my feelings on the drug policy RE: prison overcrowding. really. it would be a rant that would take me 20 minutes to type.

Remember D.A.R.E?






































































I don't.

and...

jail doesn't cure addictions.

i danced for dare a few weeks ago with my tap company at some nbc health expo. i was gonna push the irony a step further and go stoned.

now, haydencito, can you tell us what happened and how you got caught in the first place?

punny stuff.

i don't get it man

a dance step... further.... nevermind.

jeese louise

This?

Yay. Hayden. Why aren't you in California where you are supposed to be?

that too. 80% of CA inmates are addicts (although that is not necessarily the cause of their incarceration.)
the tactics they use to hide drugs and get them into prison are mind boggling, often disgusting, and at times very clever.

A condom up the ass?

dont say "yay" in front of him.... not for the next 30 days at least

and you are a pretentious little jack ass who couldnt walk the streets of fucking minnesota let alone go to fucking jail. you are the very reason there is such a thing as white privilege to begin with, and that is why you didn't go to jail. you are not a criminal, you are a prick. criminals are generally smarter and more open minded than you, it is a necessity to stay out of jail, after all, we all cant just get off on probation sometimes.

no, that would fall under the "disgusting" category
like hiding heroin inside pieces of cereal and shit. and some of the things they can make a shank out of are amazing. jailbirds are some crafty bastards.

whatever the case, he pwned you

i hope he grows up to be a lawyer-- he's got debating skills.

c'mon now, everyone knows cantanky is un-pwnable.

i was talking about hayden vs pothead.

though that's really a potshot. but still.

hoist. petard. etc.

White Guilt?