Let's play with the Ouija Board
 

http://www.brainjar.com/dhtml/ouija/index.html

Question: Will the new Sonic Youth record be any good?


Ouija Board 's answer: Yes.

ok i have asked this question here many times but nobody has ever given me an answer so......

Question: did anyone tape thurston @ scala 6th dec 2007?

Ouija Board 's answer: NO :(

Question: Will SYR7 be released on CD?

Ouija Board's answer: YES :)

Question: are you thurston moore?

Ouija Board 's answer: Yes

Hu? that's too sad...

Question: where's kurt cobain?

Ouija Board 's answer: A dark place

Whooo! Now I'm scared...poor Kurt, shame he's not happy

Question: will my dong ever fall off?

Ouija Board 's answer: Leave me now

Question: Who are you, really?


Ouija Board's answer: An associate.

Hey, that's scary!

q: what color are your panties?
a: CANNOT TELL

q:are you a female?
a:YES

q:are you wet?
a:YES

q:wait, are you wearing any panties?
a:NO

Q: What color panties is Kim wearing?
A: NOT CLEAR


OK. at least I now know they are opaque.

q:say something hot
a:FUTURE HAZY

q:can i suck your tatas?
a:YES

Q: Who is Crumb's Crunchy Delights?
A: A TRUSTED ONE


that doesn't help at all. one day, Crumb, I'm gonna figure you out.

It's bogus. I asked: What is the capitol of the U.S.? Answer: Future unclear.

Also: What is Sticky Fingers? Answer: Cannot say.

This Oujia board has shit for brains.

Question: When someone asks really really long questions do you all have the time to read the whole thing?

Ouija Board's answer: 6

Whaaa? Eh?

Question: Is gmku a Rolling Stones fan?

Ouija Board's answer: No.

You're right, or maybe Ouija Board is feeling really sarcastic, today.

q:how many times are we going to make it tonight?
a:8

q:8, are you crazy?
a:YES

A Ouija Board with attitude. That's even worse.

w:gmku is a paedo isn't he?
a:YES

Q. So, this bar-for-a-name on the SY board--he's a child molester and a sexual predator, right?

A. YES

Question: Can you see me?

Ouija: Yes.

Q. How far is your effective range in kilometers?

A. 12,259

Q. Who will win the U.S. presidential election?

A. 666.

q:can you suck my penis now?
a:MAYBE LATER

q:you sick fuck!
a:MAYBE LATER

q:stop harassing me!
a:MAYBE LATER

Q: Did you watch that movie, last night?

OB: CANNOT TELL.

(quick, someone make a ouija username).

i have ouija keychain, it's not as far reaching as the big one, this one only gets in spirits trapped in the physical world and smells of farts long farted.