Today I Am Officially Off Of Probation!
 

so tonite after work imma spark a big green monster! just thought i'd share. any one in the DFW area of texas this friday (and ganja friendly) is more than welcoem to show up at my "finally off of fucking probation" house party! that is all.

congratulations, I'll be burning a fat bowl for ya 220 miles south on I-45 in H-town

Oops, you're actually on double secret probation and I'm really your probation officer.

you wish.

this thread is going downtown.

he said probation, not parole. win some / lose some

Oops. I forgot to tell everyone. I work for the DEA, undercover.

Yeah, dude, my jurisdiction.

Supercede you, dude. Sorry, get out of my way.

Let's pool our resources against these delinquents.

Blah, Blah, Blah, Cunt?

Okay. I'm bringing NSA in on this one, too.

I also work for the new War on Profanity branch of Homeland Security. You are so busted.

Also I'm a triple secret Counter-terrorism invesigator. This weed has been traced back to anti-American insurgents. COUNTER SUPERCEDE, BITCH.

Actually it belongs to DEA and we want it back.

Yeah, I am Dick Chenney. I rule America.

Shoot me, Dick, shoot me!

LOL! i like how that one dude started a new account just to post about being on parole, bwahahahahahahahaha. rob, you should totally frive up to fort worth on fri!

Word. I just got back on it. No fun for me for a while.

oh, hi there.

LOL! parole officer cracks me up!

nevermind my previous question.

fuck probation, those dudes actually believe in their jobs, when in actually, blood sucking vampires I say!



Parasites - taking over the country!
Parasites - taking over your home!
Parasites - taking over your min

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h_jZ7wraQA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp2WegBxbgI

um.... ok, kool!

I think you mean 'tool'.

dont be haiting because he is no longer one of your ranks as slave.

Oh, fuck off. Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Leave our fucking country, hippie scum.

who's a slave? what did i miss? i'm confused...... and i'm not even high yet.

I am using strong lesene abyotäña [reactionary language] to break hayden's balls. no body has actually been a slave in this country since 1993.

i always liked that phrase, because it implies that you are not in fact a hippie, but rather the scum one might scrape off of an unwashed hippie. which is pretty rank stuff IMO.

let's stick to the topic at hand

















imma get totally throwed tonite!

sorry bra.


rawk out with yr cock out.

Word! Get throwed!

oh but f'sho! you know, sometimes i get really drunk at my regular bar.... and i have in fact been known to on occasion strip down to my draws and chase people around w/ my "cat brains" hanging out.

That's funny. I don't usually do crazy funny stuff. I just get really loud and angry and threaten people and shit.

nah no tme... i'm a hilarious drunk. untill some jackass slips me some tequila q/ out me knowing. that shi tmakes me violent

Yeah. Tequila is my favorite. I love Jose Black. Whiskey used to be my favorite but it's such a sad drunk. I still love it. Windsor is the shit.

i drink southern comfort on the rocks (pussy whiskey i know) and gin and pineapple or tonic. and shots of soco and lime or jager! i'm convinced SOCO is the nectar of the gods.

I used to love Southern Comfort but they taste started to irritate me. Windsor is my favorite. Whiskey should be dranken at room temperature. No ice. Straight. It's my favorite.

soco is utter shit for fucks sakes people

you shouldnt be parading the shame of drinking it in public just like that

nah it burns my throat if it's room temperature. i don't usually drink othe rwhiskey cuz i don't drink soda... although soemtimes i have some jamesons w/ cream soda.