Planet Earth to be Zapped, Sometime Soon...
 

...maybe.

...there is evidence that gamma ray bursts have swept over the planet at various points in Earth's history with a devastating effect on life.

Click for more: A spectacular, rotating binary star system is a ticking time bomb, ready to throw out a searing beam of high-energy gamma rays – and Earth may be right in the line of fire...

Frightening knowing life could be whisked away completely from seemingly nowhere.

fuck yeh
turning into the hulk will rock

well life on earth is apparently going to be wiped out in 100 million years, so what's the big deal folks :(

Pessimist. :D

Apparently the sun is going to expand, just enough in the next 100 million years to heat the earth to such a degree that the oceans will be boiled off.

Of course humanity is more than capable of wiping itself out in a 100 millionth of that time, but...

Well, in evolution time..

Dinos existed for over 200 million years. So.. it's not alot.

We gotta get with the interstellar travel buzz.

I go on a downer about the most bizzare shit when drunk.

bonus!

Pessimist. I want the world to blow itself over.

All life in the universe will eventually come to an end. With the universe constantly expanding and starts eventually collapsing or forming black holes.

entropy.

it's 8000 light years away. that's not close enough to blow off the Van Allen Belt.

Sol system is currently in a relatively underpopulated area of stars between spiral arms, so epoch ending rays are much less of a worry than a large meteorite colliding with us.

its gonna be a blast

Works for me.

sweet. think about the science we'll develop to cope with that.

I read about this in the newpaper and it's rather scary.

would be too much of a coincidence that we discover it and right then it fucks us up. would be a total cosmic joke. i'd die of laughter first.

I hope, I will be dead when this happens.

god i hope its soon

Me too, depression sucks.

Heres hoping.
Maybe we'll mutate to something even better than human beings? What if it's the next stage in evolution?

yeah!!!!!

one step ahead of ya, pal.

oh, fuck me.
this is just great.

poor alien
gave us comedy gold, and noone noticed xP

I noticed and I thought to myself, self, do you think that that anal guy realizes that we are bombarded with gamma rays all the fucking time? self, do you think that he realizes that this thread isn't about gamma rays so much as a giant sterilizing beam of cosmic radiation?? self, are you up for taking him back to science school???

I answered "no" to all of the above.

there is no god

I want the world to end while I'm still here so I can be the calm grain in chaos rice.

we're all going to die in less than 50 years anyway due to our over consumption of resources. shock factor = 0.

not all of us, sister.

I plan to have my cpu put in a jar.

There's a poster who may be able to help you.....

hey.. fuck you vacuum cleaner fucker

Hey Alien, why did you get mad? You know he was only kidding?

"hat we are bombarded with gamma rays all the fucking time? "

BECAUSE I HULKED OUT!! I CANT CONTROL THE RAGE!

XOXOXOXO.

fuck up or ill hulk smash you aswell

Can't comprehend fuck up? You surely must mean Fuck Off.

no
i meant fuck up
but if you want i can tell you to fuck off aswell

Well, I need to understand your Australian Lingo. Fuck up here in America, means someone who failed. So what is the context?

instead of telling you to shut up
im using the word fuck instead of shut