Too tired.
 

Kafka's diary entry from 1st July 1914.

The big ponce.

it's not the done thing to read other people's diaries, you know

To be honest, with that kind of entry I don't think I'll bother reading any more.

3rd May 1915 - Wrote a book today. It's ok I guess, prob do well in the French market.

I think you must have the fake diaries.

May 3rd 1915: "Completely indifferent and apathetic."

January 15th 1907 - My pet rabbit Jebbers died yesterday. Pop, Mindy and I had a funeral in the garden. I cried all night......Oh, how life is cruel! I think I'll write a book about it.

Something tells me ol' Franz would have loved Patsy Cline.

I don't know Patsy Cline. I heard he was really into the 'Poirot' books.

Just looked her up. Yeah probably right. Big Supremes fan would you believe.

Funny you should say that.

August 5th 1957: "Just heard a great track by an American chick. It's called Three Cigarettes In An Ashtray. Found myself forced to take a break from my apathy to listen to it...Awesome"

If F.K. added "and annoyed" then I would agree.

I'm am writing this at my school's computer lab which should give some idea.

But why would I have a diary when I have sy gossip?

If only he had lived a bit longer and listened to more American music, would have cheered him up.

does daylight savings time affect cockroaches too?

Yes of course! They're the hardest hit minority!

somewhere, in the shitstem of 213, themfriendsbedangerous is heading for a phonebooth.

mild manners be damned.

I don't understand?

I know, I'm sorry, I'm broken.

even though it appears that you have majickally developed 680 posts out of the thin air (kudos for that btw), I keep forgetting that yr new.

and by new, I mean, I honestly have no idea who you are. do you post upstairs? :)

PS: my previous post has to do with tights and x-ray vision.

Isn't it weird that some posters suddenly become visible (Lurker is a good example).

Who is (s)he, where did (s)he come from, and why have I never noticed h(im)er before now?

Right

I joined in April 2006 but haven't been on in ages.

Where's upstairs? I didn't get the map in the welcome pack

Oh if you mean the other sections, no not really.

Right.

I came out of the ether. And I'm a 'him', to preempt future problems.

oh thank gawd. I was so about to sex you. that would have ended up embarrassing, wouldn't it, you charlatan?

I hope he didn't notice my flirting, because that would be embarrassing also.

You think I was pretending to be a girl? Huh

well, when you prance around the forum in those tight pink skirts, what else was I supposed to think?? :mad:



I noticed. always trying to steal the good ones from me, aren't you??

Well sorry for the deception, the tights are well and truely off.


This is pretty bizarre. I must be pretty feminine. I did this androgyny/gender questionaire once and I'm apparently almost dead centre androgynous, slightly more feminine.

Do you
own a vagina?

YES:___
NO:_x_

Then
pls,

STAY:___
GO:_X_

oh, how rude.

Do you own a vagina?

that's a fascinating story! do you think that's true? you know, although I may be disappointed that you aren't REALLY female, there are plenty here who won't care.

I hope this helps. :)

if I told you I did, she would eat my soul.



ok, well, I'm out of here. (s)he's all yrs, boys.

Are you taking the piss? I'm not gay if that's what you mean?

I own a small soft furry purse, which if you close your eyes when you stroke, feels like the outside of a woman's front bottom. I keep it in my pocket always.

The vagina question was aimed at person with block name.

I went to rep you for that, but then I was hit with a bout of coughing and I think I had you reported to the authorities. run while you can imo.



oh, sorry. you posted right after me, I thought.....nevermind....you don't care. you really don't.

Nooooo! We can still be friends!

alright. if you insist.

can I have a cigarette?

Yeah sure, have several.

20th December 1922: Suffered in my thoughts.

Don't we all. But we don't all bang on about it.

Who would be interested in him?