Lurker For Dummies
 

A quick recap for those who have previously ignored this fine posters contributions.

Lurker

Loves :
Zappa
The Mighty Boosh
Charlie Brooker

Has wondered:
if Americans use the word "Twat"
if he should type with a stutter

Has had doubts:
about his own troll status

Has witnessed:
a burglary

Believed:
rumours that Sonic Youth were breaking up

Woo!

I actually can't remember the stuff about the burglary or Sonic Youth breaking up.

You were too fucked up. We had to carry you home.

This edition of 'Lurker For Dummies' is out of date. I no longer love Zappa.

Why did you change your post from "I actually remember the stuff about the burglary" to "I actually can't..."?

Eh? Eh?

Simple mistake.

Pookie's really going all out for the attention of Lurker!!

a word for the wise, Lurker. make that bastard buy you flowers first....make him buy you flowers. :(

Hahahah

Haha

Whereabouts in England are you Lurker?

I'm at a loose end, I could pop over with thoe flowers.

I'm wherever the road takes me!

nice sig, you mocking bastard.

I so wish I was a girl right now.

alright. don't get clingy. it's over between you and I. OVER I SAY!

No! I really didn't want it turn out this way floating, it just, you know, things happened. I don't decide how I feel.......

Just a gooseberry again.

I don't know what a gooseberry is apart from those fruit that no one eats.

nobody told me there was pie.

O there's pie alright..


[What the fuck is going now?]

Oh come on, you can't even use the ignorant American excuse.

Gooseberry: an unwanted third person who is present when two other people, especially two lovers, want to be alone.

I'm not American, I'm just ignorant.

I'm both. :(

and by both, I mean, a gooseberry.

Someone needs a hug.

We Ameritwats do use the word "twat" though I have a feeling less than Britwats.

Also pookie seems to have a wandering eye. I myself was a passing affection.

I'm also cautious as to whether Lurker has just lurked long enough to know how to win our hearts.

Maybe a viral advertiser?

Now I'm sounding like atari.

Maybe you are atari.

Then I surely have some severe MPD. Particularly that argument I had with him/me way when.

You probably have yourself on ignore, so you(atari) can't read that comment.

it could happen.






does yr girlfriend cheat on you with a guy who lives in same place you do, has the same name as you, but you never see them together?

OH SHIIIIIT

you called it.... check the date on this post in a thread bumped by the other crazy symbol guy.

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...7&postcount=93

more than enough time to stealthy scope us all out.






i think we should all lurk moar actually.:(

I love your stalking abilities, when are you doing me?(no pun).

Yeah, all the old threads getting brought up again is annoying.

we say

twat
cunt
cunny
cooter
coopappy
slit
box
hole
furpie
bearded clam
choch
meatcurtains (the labia)
thighslappers (the labia again)
pussy
kitty
beaver
trim
etc.

if you hold the bowl further away, you won't get pee in yr cheerios!!

(you might still get a guided missile though)



see lil' johnnie practice for Iran!

Yeah great, that was two years ago.

i remember at atp in 2004 nefeli and i thought it would be funny to announce on the board that sonic youth had announced their retirement at the end of their set. and it was funny, especially when some absolute ninny emailed steve shelley to find out if it was true.

My "believing" that Sonic Youth were breaking up was the same. It's fun to fuck around on forums.

sonic youth is breaking up?! :(