summarize your sex life with a star wars quote
 

some hilarious shit this geek stole from fark that /b/ claims they started.




currently:
Take care of yourself ... I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it? :(


circa 2004:
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. :D


a long, long time ago:
Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked. :eek:

"This little one's not worth the effort."

Governor Tarkin:
"Surely he must be dead by now."

Han Solo:
" Yeah, but this time I've got the money"

C-3PO:
"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up! "

Princess Leia:
" Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? "

Wedge Antilles (Red 2): Look at the *size* of that thing!
Red Leader: Cut the chatter, Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed.

Princess Leia:
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."

Han Solo:
" One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner."

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ALIEN ANAL again.






that shit's more hilarious than the stuff that had me snickering for an hour on the other sites!!

Red Six: I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!

Han Solo:
"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! "

Han Solo: "Never tell me the odds!"

C-3PO:
"Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault! "

circa 2003:

"Well, Your Worship, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer."

Han Solo:
"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."

"Slow down and we'll get under him. Lando, open the top hatch."

Obi-Wan:
"Oh, he's not dead... Not yet."

Yoda:
"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! "

THREEPIO: Artoo, don't leave me! Ohhh!

Luke: I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

QUI-GON: A ship without a power supply will not get us anywhere, and there is something about this boy...

haha this one has to win

Lando: "Punch it

nice

or

THREEPIO: Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!

Princess Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han Solo: It might!

Princess Leia: Stop that.
Han Solo: Stop what?
Princess Leia: [timidly] Stop that. My hands are dirty.
Han Solo: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?
Princess Leia: Afraid?
Han Solo: You're trembling.
Princess Leia: I'm not trembling.

The Emperor: Rise my friend

THREEPIO: That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

haha funny
im done for now

thanks again for the

C-3PO:
"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!"




i still think that wins hands down. :)

i think i recall my first bf saying

"Pull out, Wedge. You’re not doing any good back there."

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

Dan, if I could rep you for each one of those then I would.

seconded

and i can't even rep you by proxy either!!

haha thanks folks

Lando: I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.

Obi-Wan: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.

i've been asking myself this recently. the answer seems to be



"Luke, you switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?"
"Nothing. I'm all right." ...*stays on manual control*

C-3PO: Oh this oil bath is going to feel so goood.

HAN: Well, anything would be better than just hanging around waiting for him to pick us up...

"It's a trap!"