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artsygrrl 03.26.2008 05:01 PM

strangest place you had sex...
 
..heehee...I'll start.
The strangest place I've had sex was when I gave my bf a bj in a dressing room at K-mart's.

✌➬ 03.26.2008 05:02 PM

I already said this, but I'll say it again.

Having sex in the same bed the other person was asleep, or was supposed to be.

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl
..heehee...I'll start.
The strangest place I've had sex was when I gave my bf a bj in a dressing room at K-mart's.


what the...

artsy????????????

avantgarde1 03.26.2008 05:12 PM

w/ my ex-wife in a dance club in tijuana in front of people who had no idea it was going on. probably not the strangest but the first oen to pop in my head. i get off on doing it in strange places.

artsygrrl 03.26.2008 05:13 PM

me naughty catholic grrl

gmku 03.26.2008 05:13 PM

In my ear.

Dead-Air 03.26.2008 05:14 PM

In a bedroom next to a living room full of drunk people watching George W. Bush getting inaugriated for the first time. Our moans could not quite drown out theirs.

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl
me naughty catholic grrl


oh hey i hadn't seen you before i was just shocked to see you appear out of the blue (and with such a topic), not shocked by your kmart action ha ha ha ha.

gmku 03.26.2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
does in the ass count?! :rolleyes:


Depends. Was it with somebody else? Or were you alone?

Trasher02 03.26.2008 06:09 PM

I once fuckked this chick in a room where 7 others persions were.
We had to be reaaaaly quiet

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 06:42 PM

i thought about it and i thought about it.

changing rooms, storerooms, shopping malls, bike trains, beaches, planes, the movies, elevators, offices, hospitals...

i finally found it:

library of congress, main reading room

 

seXXXeee

gmku 03.26.2008 06:44 PM

Yeah. Right there in the middle on top of that round desk/counter thing.

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Yeah. Right there in the middle on top of that round desk/counter thing.


well no. there are stairwells. some happened to go exactly nowhere and had (almost) zero traffic.

gmku 03.26.2008 06:47 PM

That's not the way I remember it.

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
That's not the way I remember it.


eh, hm, er, sorry man, im not indulging in your homoerotic fantasies. grow a pair of tits, a thick head of hair, a nice punani, and i might enjoy your conversation enough for an adventure. but otherwise no thanks. :eek:

gmku 03.26.2008 06:51 PM

I'll work on it.

(not really...)

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 06:51 PM

gross man. gross. and i don't say this in german.

gmku 03.26.2008 06:53 PM

yeah, bad. Sorry. I think I even grossed myself out.

!@#$%! 03.26.2008 06:54 PM

good. let that be a lesson to you.

ha ha.

ok man i gotta take this opportunity to go buy bread. seeya.

gmku 03.26.2008 07:00 PM

Okay. Just remember--man does not live by bread alone.

jimbrim 03.26.2008 07:01 PM

in a field. a horse nearly on trod my legs.

gmku 03.26.2008 07:01 PM

Ew... With a horse!? Talk about gross!!

Cantankerous 03.26.2008 07:02 PM

i'll think about it and get back to you

jimbrim 03.26.2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
Ew... With a horse!? Talk about gross!!


it's natural

gmku 03.26.2008 07:21 PM

No, it's not.

✌➬ 03.26.2008 07:23 PM

A threesome In the parking lot in broad daylight, talking about getting cramps later.

ZEROpumpkins 03.27.2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl
..heehee...I'll start.
The strangest place I've had sex was when I gave my bf a bj in a dressing room at K-mart's.

That's not proper sex! You cheated.

Lee is the youngest person on here without their virginity, apparently. Onya, you lucky fuck.

atsonicpark 03.27.2008 08:16 AM

I've had sex in the graveyard/mauseleom by my house probably a thousand times, but a lot of people do that...

So...

Lowe's. We were hiding in between these two aisles, surrounded by doors.. it's hard to explain.. you could "Walk in" the display doors and then you were suddenly in the middle of aisle 7 and aisle 8 or whatever. There was no people inside that space (it was actually a pretty big space). Again, it's hard to describe. But we had sex on the cement floor. Quietly.

HaydenAsche 03.27.2008 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
That's not proper sex! You cheated.

Lee is the youngest person on here without their virginity, apparently. Onya, you lucky fuck.


I'm not sure how old he is.

In a park on the picnic table in the shelter.

Inhuman 03.27.2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬
A threesome In the parking lot in broad daylight, talking about getting cramps later.


Man that's intense. I was playing Tony Hawk once with a friend and this girl happened to be under me. He ended up kicking my ass at the game, it was hard to pay attention

✌➬ 03.27.2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inhuman
Man that's intense. I was playing Tony Hawk once with a friend and this girl happened to be under me. He ended up kicking my ass at the game, it was hard to pay attention


Ha ha, I once did that in the park, but that is too common.

█████████ 03.27.2008 11:25 AM

wow, you are really wild, ✌➬.

artsygrrl 03.27.2008 03:26 PM

Not proper? Cheating?
hmmmm...I'll have to ask the ppl who saw it thru the surveilence cameras what they think.

samuel 03.27.2008 03:27 PM

on a bed - it's weird, try it

Everyneurotic 03.27.2008 05:52 PM

ohh, i thought this was the older thread where glice suggested belgium as a weird place...

anyhoo, classroom during school hours with people outside. not strage but unusual.

pbradley 03.27.2008 05:56 PM

girl's roommate's bed?

OH WOW I AM SEX BORING

val-holla-ing 03.27.2008 07:14 PM

the 3rd floor stairwell of the mass comm building at LSU

with a lesbian.

Dead-Air 03.28.2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Did she turn lesbian before or after having sex with you? If before, then isn't her actual sexual orientation- bi? Or, are you packing something we don't know about?!


A lesbian can have sex with a man without her orientation being bi, the same as a gay man can get married and have children and then finally come out and stop living a lie.

val-holla-ing 03.29.2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Did she turn lesbian before or after having sex with you? If before, then isn't her actual sexual orientation- bi? Or, are you packing something we don't know about?!


she was a lesbian long before we had sex, but that was a lapse in judgement on both of our parts, anyways, so i'd never count it against her sexuality.

flophousefloozie 03.29.2008 07:26 PM

Yes, it was a hotel room, while our two other friends were doing it in the bed beside ours. We were listening to Computer World REALLY loud. It was kind of like a blockade.


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