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for really.

I knew this rape-whistle was going to be useful one day.

bweeeeeeeeeeee!

you know what else that whistle is good for?

to attract this little fella:



so how is it going to be, laceration or fornication?

I could so kick that dog in the head. I've been practicing for the dogs next door. Watch...

HI-YAH! Take THAT, mutt.

omg I'm so badass.

More thread titles about rape please!*

*Please note, any more than one thread with 'rape' in the title will shortly be less funny than any others; the above statement does not necessarily represent the feelings of all employees of GliceINC.

OOPS, I accidently hit submit. :eek:;)


female rapists only, plz

the dog would have attacked the rapist.
now i'm afraid you're going to get raped.

:(

Before I decide if I want to post here, would that be a positive or negative rape?

I'd like to know how you're gonna rape so many people. Are you sex-addicted ?

You must spread some Rape around before giving it to Dead-Air again

okay

*puts on dark hoodie*

I'll uh, be out jogging

too soon?

Did I say I was gonna rape them? No, my little rape-dwarves gonna do this for me

Depends on what you call positive

rawr.

What if they're asleep?

Is there a manual for this sort of thing?

Hey Man That's Not Funny My Mom Was Raped Brah Hey Man Come On Now Rape Isn't Funny Hey Man God Thinks Rape Is Cute Hrey Man

I hope they look like Mr Oizo. It would be less traumatizing/painful.

Mr Oizo is actually this guy, so I don't think it would be less traumatizing:



I bet you were talking about Flat Eric, our savior:

Dammit! I was going to make this thread...

Dude, I am the avant-garde, I do anything before anyone

Well, why do you not shu.............kidding.

I'll shut up when it'll be hype, yo

It's ok, I was joking. Yes, you are avantgarde. Now, if you don't mind, shut the.....................kidding.

I'll shut up when it'll be hype, yo (for the moment repetition is THE thing)

Ok, then shut the f......................kidding.

Ok, then shut the f......................kidding.

You got my point, hipster.

Yeah, you're right, I apologize.
Au temps pour moi.