Favorite Sarramkrop of the Day
 

When he has the first cup of coffee in the morning
When he has a wank
When he finishes work and logs everything out and he's off
When night descends upon him like a cloak and his body is revitalised and restored to new vigor

asleep.

you give him too limited a range

mine doesn't fall into those categories

probably lunchtime.

i sense unrequited love

he's been after me for years but i keep knocking him back.

Do you generally go on the internet bitter and bearing grudges against people who don't pay too much attention to you? We have seen that many times from you before, man, sink the head under the pillow and cry it all off your chest, it might help releasing some suppressed anger that you so obviouly need to direct at virtual strangers because of some unresolved personal problem. That might make you a little less boring than I am already.

the internet doesnt mean anything though gabriel.

clearly it's the other way around. you're the one with grudge.

God knows why this guy targets people he (sometimes) meets on the internet. I am kind of mystified as to why that happens, in fact. Every two posts a whinging one against this or that.

OMG CLICK IT. CLICK IT NOW!!! DO IT! CLICK CLICKITY CLICK CLICK!!!!

I clicked it and it only got bigger.

your right, its not just boredom at work. maybe i should have a consultation with him and see.

why do you insist on exposing all my secrets. :(

this place needs shaking up.

I agree, but do you really think that calling porky a racist will do the trick?

I mean, come on..... we all know he HATES whitey!

I thought that you're the one on this this and other threads who's coming across as a little shaken.

i don't know, maybe he likes to compensate for his perceived shortcomings by presenting himself as purer or morally superior to others?

but who knows really. i psychologize too much on the internet, if only for entertainment value.

i've heard from people who know him that in real life he doesn't act like such a twat as he does here. maybe he's just uncomfortable in front of computers. maybe he has a bad chair.

your like a prophet!

actually i am just quite bored and just thought i would give you some shit.

i heard from people who met you that you are a twat.

excellent. proof that i'm always myself. though i'd describe myself as more of a prick. twat.

The internet has truly entered a new era of pillow-fighting without the pillows.

"heard from people that met you"

See, that's where you both are lame. The internet is a game to me. Nobody here knows anyone in my life and vice versa. I enjoy this divide for many reasons.

who you calling lame, fool?



i was hoping this thread would die. now look at what you've done. :D

I've heard from people that PBR is actually Vin Diesel IRL.

ha ha ha"33 fine brews"? i bet it was made with leftovers... :D

Fuck That Shit!!

you don't like heineken? :D

what kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?

are we supposed to loop the dialogue in blue velvet? i'd like to do the dennis hopper part. i'm good at screaming like an insano.

pbr was 25c a glass in seattle.

you guys are all cunts

I like this Sarram:

well if it were true that "you are what you eat" i guess i would be, but nutrients get assimilated and transformed.

oh, i forgot to school you man and im sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

^^ see?

best movie of the late 80s.

ok. you've been schooled now.

I've seen that movie. I know what you are talking, but you derailed the conversation. We were supposed to talk about Porky.

porky rules. case closed.