When you die.....
 

no, don't be sad.
Im just wondering what you would like written on your tombstone when you die.
OR...
If you think you might be creamated, where would you like your ashes to be spread?

Just curoius...

I'm plan to be shot into the sun.

tombstones are for suckers!

My epitaph


"Here lies Roberto Xavier Torres-Torres.
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."

I want my ashes to be turned into necklaces so everyone could wear them. I am being serious.

cannibal barbeque!

i promise to quit smoking and drinking coffee in advance.

guests can shit me wherever they like.

I would totally wear that. no, really. I would.

here lies jon


quiet isnt it?

Maybe I could have my ashes put in little glass vials for ppl to wear. My kids could sell them on E-bay as the relics of St. Christine.

I'd like to be cremated, and have my ashes thrown over the mountains by the sea in California. I like the idea of having that as my view for the rest of time. Even though, you know, i will be dead and dust.

Me too. There's enough space being wasted hosting living beings without making the dead feel cosy too.

cremation consumes a lot of energy though, and increases global warming. the mayas planted corn over their dead. double-tasty.

"it's not my imagination, but i have a gun to my back."

Humans that were full of shit while alive could be useful in all their fertilizing glory when they die. I can think of so many that could help making trees grow in the middle of a desert.

ha ha ha ha. yessss.

Remember that kid in your class who brought in footage of his penis covered in a tea cozy while a clown covered in pancake-batter pointed (while laughing maniacally) at a photo of a stewardess with Down's Syndome and told the class it represented the duality of man's fear of death vs his fear of truly...I mean TRULY being....alive? Remember how you all beat the crap out of him in the parking lot after class on basic principle?

I was that kid. So I've already died. And my tombstone said, "PEPPERONI AND CHEESE."

no tombstone - but I'm leaving behind a lot of gay porn comics translated into English

"I tell you the truth, some who are standing here will not be tasting death for the eon before they see the kingdom of God."

incinerate .... incinerate ...

I changed my mind

I want my tombstone to read

"You were lying in a graveyard, well you were rotting away."

"puto el que lo lea"

"we bones here, for yours await"

Ha ha, this all reminds me of a friend saying to my other friend (they were going out at the time) in the most matter-of-factly way "you know, you would serve the world much better if you just decomposed into the earth and feed the trees." Best reply to lazy bitchmoaning I ever heard.

Um, as for myself I don't really know. I suppose it will be my loved one's to decide. I could suggest some silly, nonsensical ritual to highlight the silliness of life/death but I know that when I end there will be people sensitive to my passing. I don't want to torture them further. So really it is up to public consensus; cremation, burial, funeral pyre, whatever they feel represents my philosophy but respects their desire to moarn if they desire to.