Imaginary band names and song names
 

Band names:
Retard Gere and the officials
The Cindy,Bobby and that guy too band
The Pippi Longstockings inferno
The stepmamas and steppapas

The deadmas and deadpas??

imaginary bandname --> the candymoans

imaginary song title --> "i want thurston to hammer a nail into my guitar"

Band Name:
The mythical supermarkets
The Gentlemen of the avantgarde

'The Fisting fish of ROCK'

'Death cab for Derby town FC'.

'Spunkbubble'.

'Harvey Metal'.

One of these is a real band that Chris Martin was in before Coldplay that aren't shit. Guess which one.

would that be "spunkbubble"?

that's not very radio-frendly: chris martin's spunkbubble..

'Spunkbubble'?

Song names:
'Are you serious about my daddy'?
'Let me take you to my grave'
'pee pee on my knee knee'

Imaginary band: flesheatingcrawlspacejunky
Imaginary song: The Lights Go Out Across The Town At Night

How did you know it was spunkbubble? Scumbags. Surprisingly not rubbish.

considering chris martin, it made sense..

I think that i read something about them at one point in my life.Not sure though.
I swear i've just talked on the phone to a lady whose name is Mrs Butt.hehe

imaginary band name --> mrs butt's lesions of doom
imaginary song title --> "hitting chris martin's head repeatedly with a shovel"

Song Name:
''Sitting on my butt and looking at a butterfly''

band "poopey in the diapey"
album "diaper rash"

band name: Twats Of The Universe
title: I want to lick it while it's hot

band name: Sweatheart
song name: City Heat

I was going to have a yamaha/noise/pop band named Yamaharishi and the Ghosts. In which I'd use the preset songs and sing really wierd pop melodies over it. And I was going to where a sheet over my head and sunglasses. It never happened.

Imaginary band name-------> The Takeshi's (I like that name)
song name-------->Charlie and his ripped Black Sabbath shirt:D

the Micheal Jackson band
-Can I touch your penis?
-Unconditional culley mcculkin loooove
-Special place

bandname: the Deathmalls

songs:
nocturnal
firnament cracks

band name: mp3
songs:
burn me
illegal download
RIAA is looking for you

Song names:
Don't Touch that Stove, It's Really Hot
Cartwheels and the People Who Do Them
Go Listen to A Silver Mt. Zion You Fag

Charlton Heston and Those Damn Dirty Apes

^Ha ha....good one.

no ideas at the moment but I usually call 'the windows mediaplayer' a gang of guys that play cds in a social center.boring!

I dig the first one Saturnine!

Jenna Bush and the first twin orgy

Band name: Sonic Burger
Song name: My Little Curly Fry

Lawl.

My friends and I used to tell people we had band called White Spyder. Aha, and people believed us. We even had a logo.

Song names:
''my days are your nights''
''my penis years''

Band: Girls on Safari
Song: Rhino Rampage!

name: adam smith´s notebook collective
songs: laissez - fair community
captain capital

These are real band names and they are Class with a magnified C:
Firefighters for Christ
Disgusted by the Whore
Rage against the coffee machine

there are some good ones here.

mine
bloody gauntlet
divorced children
the imaganery fires

divorced children :CLASS!

song name:
''lunchtime in Guatemala''

Band name:
The It departement

Abba inspired name for a song(with tiresome gay connotations):
''A shag after midnight''

Band Name:
Everything headbutts the girl

When They are formed, Darkest Peru will make only one recording; this EP:

Bear in a Suitcase EP

1. Home-Made MArmalade Grenade
2. Duffle Scuffle

3. Hard Stare Stance
4. Only a Bear Where?