Somebodywrote my mobile phone number on a public toilet wall
 

I suspect who that might be because we were kidding about doing it to each other to see the outcome. I keep on getting some hilarious texts that make me out to be a rent boy and a smack addict.

This is one of them:

''Hello handsome, incredibly shy here I think u are incredibly hot rent boi (sic), smack addict and poz or not I like u just as u are x Ivan''

edit: Sombedy wrote, that is.

That sounds like it was written by Synthetically

So gay.

What does ''poz'' mean?????

HIV positive?

haha!

I'm kind of thinking of a prank. I'll reply to one of them, describe myself incorrectly and then arrange a meeting where I can see who replied to the text and they can't tell it is me.

you might fall in love with them.

I don't think so.

never say never. i hear dennis hopper circa 1971 is arranging meets.

No way. Only Dennis Hopper circa ''Blue Velvet'' can steal my heart. Possibly while he is inhaling.

he's mine then.

Keep him.

post his number in this thread.
there are much more freaks on here than on the average public toilet.

Don't give me ideas.

You wouldn't.

078.......

*looks for pencil lying on the desk*

1? 3? 5?

Guess the next one and win a hand-painted pen.

7?

ah, it's no use... you're going to keep it for yourself instead of sharing anyway!

mine is next to a glory hole.

Oh c'mon, you were nearly there, man!

i once wrote my number in an etchasketch in toyworld and got told off

That is soooo gay. As is this thread.

Porky, give me your number I'll call you. I have long distance.

Yes it is, in a way. The guys who are texting me i think are gay too. You know, like, gay.

You are kidding, aren't you?

Does it look like I am?


















P.S. Yes I am.

looks like someone took a long shit.
but still, what kind of sad human being messages phone numbers written on public toilet walls?

A sad human being.

according to my friend, men texting men is gay.

he told me this in a text message.

what do you think he's trying to say?

gay or nay? <--- that would make an awesome thread if someone would care to start it.

Or both. Desperation is the first thing that would cross my mind when pushed to think about the motivations of texting numbers you found off some toilet wall.

Pathetic.

Ouch, that hurt!

What was the reason?

ha ha ha-- awesome

you should write down your phone in more places & collect them

then publish a book filled with them

I demand royalties for this comment. My lawyer is on speed dial.