The breakfast thread
 

Greetings pop pickers

So, what do you like to eat and drink to start the day?- Mine are

Healthy option: Weetabix with pumpkin seeds, and an orange juice.
Unhealty option: Bacon sandwich and a cup of tea
Fatboy option - Greggs steak bake and a strong black coffee with 2 sugars.

well today i had two pieces of toast with vegemite

I've had a cup of coffee and a slice of lemon cake.

I have cereal, but only Cluster Crunch. It has all the usual cereal stuff, as well as choc chips. It's quite addictive.

i thought this was going to be about the breakfast club and someone was going to start crying like emilio estevez.

anyway i had an apple.

brilliant classification. i should replicate it.

since it's the "summer" season, i'll stick with summer choices

healthy option: fruit smoothie. today it's mango, bananas, dates, almond milk. a bit of granola on the side.

unhealthy option: {white bread, butter, jam}*repeat. add caffeinated beverage of choice.

fatboy option 1: buckwheat pancakes, 2 fried eggs sunny side up, a side of applewood smoked bacon, coffee. (i eat this mostly in winter but eh! it's FATBOY OPTION!)

fatboy option 2: sesame bagels, cream cheese, lox, red onion, tomato, capers. key lime pie. coffee. <- oh im going for this next sunday

ideally:

a bowl of a hearty grain (usually Amaranth, but today its five grain oats)

Ezekial toast with Marmite

Banana and natural peanut butter

two cups of coffee

A beer.

several gallons of coffee and a nature valley bar.

although today I rolled fatboy and got a "BIG TEXAS" cinnamon roll (made in Chicago) from the vending machine. according to the sticker, it was voted Pastry of the Year 2005-2007 by Automatic Merchandizer!!!!!!

I know.

I disgust me.

:(

Either ,
organic 3.5% plain yogurt with frozen blueberries

or

A couple slices of organic 100% rye toast smeared with roasted almond butter , and a boiled egg .

With a cup of organic matcha if I have the time .

At some point on the weekend i'll go out and have a greasy plate of fried eggs or benedict and sausages .

Every morning I have two sunny side up eggs and two pieces of bread (preferably brown bread) with margarine. Tasty tasty.

Muesli and orange juice is my usual breakfast. Followed by a cigarette and a nice fresh wrap of heroin. Helps give me that warm morning glow.

this shit will both save and change yr life for the positive. "We've got to build our love on one foundation." peter tosh




the breakfast of livity is whole, from the earth. Eat nothing but as much fruit as you can fill yr belly with, apples, oranges, strawberries, kiwi, mango, apricot, whatever fruit you like. Eat at least three full pieces [servings] if not four or five, trust me its easy, fruit is not as filling as it seems. From this foundation of health, you will have achieved more then most, and yr desires to consume self-destructive so-called "foods" and yr dependencies on so-called "medicines" will disappear, as yr body rebuilds itself using the proper tools. Also, you dont produce nearly enough enzymes to digest most of what you eat, these enzymes come from whole fruits, not even vegetables. the more colorful the better. you will live forever from this diet I swear, and even cure cancer!

I just have some cereal.

I don't have time in the morning to have a proper breakfast.

this is the lifestyle and lack of discipline that is literally killing hundreds of thousands of americans through preventable diseases. please, try harder, its easy I swear!

Nothing, going to have lunch soon.

it's not disgusting man, it's sad, i mean, i fucking love to eat, ha ha ha--

anyway fast forward to lunch

i made a salad of shredded celery root, red cabbage, carrots, hulled hemp seed, apple cider vinegar, sesame oil and a tiny bit of brown rice syrup.

YUMMY.

i want an apple for dessert

Jesus said,

"Its not what goes into a man that contaminates him, for what goes into the belly, is evacuated into the latrine! Rather, it what stems out from the heart of a man that is contaminating him..."

You're 24. Let's talk about the greatness of your diet in about 40 years, please. Nothing is the panacea.

same everyday

Alpro Soya yoghurt
small bowl of Cornflakes with Oat Milk
Clipper Coffee with Oat Milk

either nothing
or something in the likes of a slice of bread with ham and cheese and butter.
I lead a boring life I guess.

ha ha, someone's got the munchies :D

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actually cow milk that's not organic tastes like some kind of rotten asswad for me. i can't fucking stand it.

goat milk is weird, but goat cheese is delicious.

soy is meh.

oat is ok

rice & almond are awesome. try the chocolate next time you get the munchies.

I never liked cow milk; I welcomed soy milk with open arms when I discovered it.

naysay however you like, I didn't invent this diet, nor am I trying to capitalize on the idea. I am simply promoting the national guidelines from the food pyramid they brainwash you in school. my testimony is that in three years of doing this, my health has only improved. further, it is common sense, I dont see why you are mashing it down at all, aside from any kinds of defensive guilt, which either way, is unnecessary when talking about health. eat to live.

Cereal the occassional oj

ideally (when enough time) it's a bowl of muesli.
or sometimes just a cheese/bacon croissant at the train or metro station.
or sometimes nothing.

most days, because I care about my heart, I have 40% d/v +fiber oatmeal and water. although today, it was an english muffin, slice of cheese (lite swiss) and water.

just typing that makes me want coffee, and this:

archaeological artifacts from the 50s?

do they come mummified?

I usually have something like fried egg(s) over medium, toast, and a glass of orange juice.

Or times, perhaps a bagel egg sandwich or just bagel and fruit preserves.

dunno...just saw it posted on tumblr and it made my stomach growl.

DO WANT.

weekday brekfast usually around am.... cereal, juice orange or carrott and orange, coffee....

weekends...usually around 9am, cereal, juice, coffee, pacakes or muffins or scones- toasted with cream and jam, fruit. coffee coffee coffee cofffee and some drugs.

Banana Banana

being able to touch your toes before 9am is better than any breakfast

today:
cold, leftover pizza
black coffee

usually i just have coffee and maybe toast. lately i don't get up until nearly 2PM (lazy fuck!) so i just skip to lunch.

I like southwest breakfasts, burritos, grits, huevos rancheros, shit like that. Lots of coffee, preferably cold.

Porridge.

I think I've recently invented a new breakfast:
2 or 3 spoonfuls of Milo, or equivalent chocolate milk mix, on your cornflakes
then pour milk