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Glice 05.13.2008 01:28 PM

Cutest babies
 

 



 



 



 


Poll to follow.

And in case anyone wants to criticise my missing out of other things - I only included a European and an Indian baby in case anyone is mad enough to not vote for black or Chinese.

girlgun 05.13.2008 01:32 PM

pfft. you should've seen my baby. white white white. but certainly not "european"

✌➬ 05.13.2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
pfft. you should've seen my baby. white white white. but certainly not "european"


This is girlgun's real image.

 

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 01:36 PM

the white baby looks like he's gonna grow up to be a moron and the indian is dribbling at the mouth, so between #1 and #2 i'd say the black one is too fucking contrived and the chinese baby looks like a cool dude-- i'd have some beers with him. i bet you he smokes like a motherfucker too. but about "cutest"-- is that supposed to be a positive attribute?

✌➬ 05.13.2008 01:38 PM

Glice is a racist towards other ethnics. He is also a Cannibalist.

girlgun 05.13.2008 01:42 PM

My baby is way whiter than that Nazi baby!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.13.2008 01:43 PM

According to CHOUT cute is friend for stupid, !@#$%!.

In truth, adorable level is more than looks. I've never seen a better looking baby than my nephew, but its all about the funny things he does. He's got the best laugh ever. He goes "ha!" then he heaves in really hard.

sarramkrop 05.13.2008 01:43 PM

They're all so cute I'd date them all and then dump them. In the bin.

pbradley 05.13.2008 01:44 PM

But all babies are stupid, so they're all cute?

pbradley 05.13.2008 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
They're all so cute I'd date them all and then dump them. In the bin.

 

✌➬ 05.13.2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun
My baby is way whiter than that Nazi baby!


Oh, I found him.

 

█████████ 05.13.2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
But all babies are stupid, so they're all cute?

 

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
According to CHOUT cute is friend for stupid, !@#$%!.


oh, then the white one is definitely the "cutest baby ever" aka class-a moron-- judging by looks of course

pbradley 05.13.2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by █████████
 

Cute and has a great personality?

sarramkrop 05.13.2008 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Cute and has a great personality?


Babies don't have personalities.

Savage Clone 05.13.2008 01:58 PM

Larvae, all.

Toilet & Bowels 05.13.2008 02:00 PM

vice magazine did an article on this
http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n4/htdocs/who.php

Savage Clone 05.13.2008 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
vice magazine did an article on this
http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n4/htdocs/who.php


I would have rather seen some baby fashion do's and don'ts.

pbradley 05.13.2008 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Babies don't have personalities.

Let's not be getting into epistemology, please. :cool:

✌➬ 05.13.2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
vice magazine did an article on this
http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n4/htdocs/who.php



Quote:

WHITE BABIES
These are an acquired taste. They're not cute like a bug and they don't have big black eyes like the other races, but they have something happening in a "funny little man" way. Like, if you were to put a suit on this guy and sit him behind a desk, you could almost hear him saying, "Jennifer, I like you. We all do. But you have to understand, General Motors is about teamwork and if you can't learn to hand in your purchase orders with the rest of your team I'm not sure we can keep you on here." He's literally a tiny dad.


HAHAHA.

girlgun 05.13.2008 03:23 PM

are your kids still blonde? My boy was born with a full head of white/blonde hair. Unusual.

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 03:29 PM

after I was born the illuminati that run the world put a moratorium on having any more cute babies, as a pinnacle had been reached. for the next year, from august 30th 1973 until August 29th 1974, only ugly ugly babies were allowed to be procreated, to try and maintain a balance.

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 03:32 PM

was Johnny winter yr backdoor man?
 

floatingslowly 05.13.2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun
white white white.


easy, Kee-Mo Sah-Bee.

floatingslowly 05.13.2008 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
I am half mexican.


that's hot.

Sonic Youth 37 05.13.2008 04:09 PM

Not this one...

 

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Gross. No, but if I was letting him have some backdoor action then babies would be irrelevant, right?



wrong kind of backdoor action

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Gross. No, but if I was letting him have some backdoor action then babies would be irrelevant, right?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
wrong kind of backdoor action


i think he meant it in the "casa con dos puertas mala es de guardar" sense from the classic spanish theatre

(for you pinches gabachos, roughly translated as "a house with two doors is difficult to guard")

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 04:34 PM

exactly, in the old delta blues sense, as in a man that comes and goes through the backdoor.

sneakin'

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 04:42 PM

I thought you were just protectin' yr cinnamon roll kegmama!

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
exactly, in the old delta blues sense, as in a man that comes and goes through the backdoor.

sneakin'


nice-- see what i learned today

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_Door_Man


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
I was being sarcastic in an attempt to be funny. I should know not to mix my sarcasm with perversion. It's too much for your asses to comprehend. :rolleyes:


well i don't use my ass to comprehend anything (i just sit on it, mostly).

why... do you...? never mind :D

(ps- perhaps there was irony in your post but no sarcasm)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I thought you were just protectin' yr cinnamon roll kegmama!


ha ha ha ha ha

MellySingsDoom 05.13.2008 04:48 PM

Chinese babies all the way for me. Cute as a thousand buttons.

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 04:52 PM

i have a funny memory of this girl running out of my front door while the "official" girlfriend attempted to come in through the back door (i had locked the front and she was trying to come in). it was NOT funny at the time, and i should be quite ashamed, but this memory is for me is an occasional source of maniacal laughter these days.

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 04:57 PM

we're gonna have to add rob's definition to that list (= leather cheerio)

also (unrelated) coopappy corner, was it, for the concha?

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 04:59 PM

hahahah! you have enlightened me kegmama! I thought it was hilarious when I heard someone refer to a girl's butthole as her "cinnamon roll" cuz of the "cinnamon" spiceyness

ha ha ha!

!@#$%! 05.13.2008 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
hahahah! you have enlightened me kegmama! I thought it was hilarious when I heard someone refer to a girl's butthole as her "cinnamon roll" cuz of the "cinnamon" spiceyness

ha ha ha!

i just realized the cinnamon roll from the urban dictionary has frosting on it

Rob Instigator 05.13.2008 05:00 PM

leather cheerio!!!!! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!


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