Hangover Cures
 

the hair of the dog that bit me in the ass.

Robo.

sports drinks, water, exercise (however brief), packet of frozen peas on the head.

william burroughs used to swear by a morphine shot.

Nefeli is right. Just try and sleep it off if you can. Headache tablets for the skull pounding. Fruit can sometimes aggavate your stomach more. Bananas might be ok though. Egg and chips later in the day but, seriously. Get into bed, switch on the telly and amuse yourself as the words 'never again' inevitably spurt once more from your dry lips, safe in the knowledge that of COURSE it'll happen again.

i go out and let the dog walk me.

that'll cure pretty much anything.

eat fruit, preferably bananas and avoid caffeine.

there is no real way out all you can do is temporarily get out of jail, day release or something.

exept aids.

by turd do you mean "typical english food", or digested waste matter?

anyway-- make yourself a bloody mary.

some xanax and a whopper
wont fail

well yes. except aids. and hep.
notice how i said "pretty much"

when i drank heavily i used to cleanse my liver (if such a thing is possible) by drinking a shot of fresh lime juice on an empty stomach. about 20 minutes later i'd take an alka-seltzer to ward off the impending heartburn.

now that i don't drink so much, the most pleasant way to deal with a mild hangover is of course more drink, and tasty food.

but look at it this way-- your life now has a purpose! enjoy!

it'll happen again tonight by the looks of things, anyway, i can't go to bed because i'm at work

just had a walk and a banana, and i've got a cup of white tea, let's see if it helps.

Water, loads of it.

I don't believe anything really works apart from letting time go by (in bed preferably).

having a wank helps, but that's not really on the cards right now

a nice long blow job is also a good remedy. i am not offering.

Ugh, I over slept last night something like 5pm to 6am. Feel like I have a hangover with this headache.

Orange juice , it works for me , then i'm ready to drink again.

gatorade/powerade before going to sleep

trust.

Apple juice for me. The orange one usually just makes things worse.

you shouldn't drink tea actually, because it only drains more fluids from your body. you're better off with water or sports drinks (non-fizzy ones!) for the next day to refill the sugars/salts that left your body.
also a hot shower on the back of your neck; then catch some fresh air.

ideally sleep it off though whenever the possibility is there.

Make sure you do a bit of puking at the end of the night
paracetomol when you go to bed, unless you're vomitting
having an apple or some kind of fruit to replace vitamin c and sugars lost
have a shower
wank
fizzy drinks but only if your stomach is pretty settled

NO!!!!

paracetamol = acetaminophen = tylenol

tylenol can cause liver damage for motherfuck's sakes ye stupid fucks

the LAST thing you wanna do when you're drunk is overload your liver with yet ANOTHER chemical to process

man up & learn to brave a hangover you fucken dumfuck pussies

It can a handle it.

ask crypto about his liver

(or was it his kidneys? i forget).

nobody is unkillable.

Why?

No, but I'm joking. Thanks for the advice.

I had a friend whose Dad would give her paracetomol when she got back drunk.

yeah a lot of people do that but it's an ignorant thing to do. just saying.

It's strange because I used to know it was bad idea. When did I forget....it wasn't because that girl, she didn't change my mind....

I've only ever done that once or twice anyway.

Oh yeah I forgot to say that that girl's dad was a doctor.

Stupid, that was the whole reason I was saying it.

yeah i knew a couple of doctors who were cokeheads too.

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles...articleId=867#

Paracetamol
Like aspirin and ibuprofen, paracetamol is available over-the-counter (OTC) without a prescription from pharmacies. Drinking alcohol while taking paracetamol is safe as long as you stick to the recommended amounts (between 3-4 units daily for men, and between 2-3 units daily for women).
However, if you have liver problems, either from drinking alcohol, or due to other causes, you should not take paracetamol unless you are told it is safe to do so by your GP. Paracetamol can worsen any existing liver damage, so it may be necessary for you to take an alternative painkiller.



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as you can see you can combine both but there's a margin of error-- you might have liver damage and not know it, you might have ingested some bad quality alcohol, or heavy metals by accident, or waaaaay too much alcohol, or have hepatitis at the same time, so why fuck with probabilities for trivial reasons? iatro-dad should know better.

Right, thanks

a bagel, vitamins, and decaf.

or, more alcohol.

Water is the absolute best because the headache comes from dehydration. Sleep is another good one because the body tends to feel more fatigued due to the hangover. A thing that I avoid when I'm hungover is food that is too salty or too sweet. A cat purring into you ear all day is also a good remedy. Not a kitten but a big fat cat.

i find that a cup of white or green tea before bed helps prevent a hangover. also a good puke too.

I've tried the tea thing before and it didn't work at all. Metabolisms are diffent, you know?

drinking water, lots of it, that always works for me.

I'm slighty hangover-ish right now. I'm just going to pay the price of having too much fun. no cures.

I just drink lots of water before going to bed.

That is very true. Especially before you go to bed. Need to watch you don't wet the bed during the night though.