how are you sexy people doing?
 

i am dandy, and hot.

Sexy to the point of dangerous, thank you for asking oh cooly named one.

you are dandy, and hot.

I'm sweltering.

i'm fairly cool right now.

smokin'.

I'm rockin'.

STONED is on at midnight tonight on a Sundance channel (I think that's the channel). The Brian Jones story, basically. I saw it once before. Not bad, if a little cheesy in parts. But entertaining, and a must for any Stones obsessive.

that movie was absolutely terrible.

shine a light (The concert film) was pretty ok.

Sometimes I like a good terrible movie.

SO I'm thinking of buying hat. Since my hair's buzzed, I need some cover. I'm thinking of a Stetson but wondering if they're worth the cash. Thoughts anyone? What's reasonable to spend on a man's hat?

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/31153079/c/8458.html

i was in south carolina yesterday gmku. be afraid

You mean becaue you were here? Um, okay...

Now tell me wtf you think of my Stetson?

yeah get that
and a poncho and some cowboy boots

my best friend (the BRMC's sound man and don't give me shit we're not besties but i do love him dearly) dresses like a cowboy. and he's a bit old but he looks fuckin fantastic.

i'm feeling fine.

i'd fight you for it.

Okay, you've really embarrassed an old man. Hope you're happy now.

Actually I'm now perusing some Fedoras. They may be more my style.

I need something on my bald-ass head.

if its balding... shave it and tattoo miley cyrus' face on the top. badass on the next level tip right there.

The hell with the lot of you.

get yr own personality please.

Ive finished!

Oh ha ha you're going to claim that as your own or something? Did I violate a Cantankerous copyright?

Ive finished!

I just came.

To the end.

glad to see the eroticism was well displayed throught your day.

I can't believe I stayed up and watched that movie last night. Fucking awful.

i believe im not at liberty to answer this question.

um that party i had last night?
best/craziest party ever.
i haven't even gone to bed because i have nowhere to go to bed. the floor maybe. no no i've been drinking coffee and chainsmoking to keep myslef awake but i'm on a little respite from my duties atm which i will be getting back to shortly.

a bit sleepy since i went to see xanopticon last night and left at 3am, then went home to oversleep.

at last night's show i witnessed and participated in the lamest and funniest slamdancing pit ever.

my weekend was pretty rad.

i need to shave... i went to the beach and got sunburned on my knees... there was this really attractive redhead that i kept staring at... she was there with her bf, but she had this 70s Bond-girl perfection of a body, and it was just incredible... because most girls today are too toned or fake, and she was just womanly perfection... ive also had some tequila to drink tonight... and i watched blood diamond, and liked it... but im a sucker for jennifer connelly and djimon hounsou

I tried sticking my wiener in the warp-drive, but it dunna do a bit o' good.

no photos?? :(

like this... but younger and 2008...